(06-28-2013, 02:13 PM)John Madison Said: I like how you're using the whole 2.0 thing on Satellite after I nailed you and Mystery with the same shtick at Gauntlet City. Good for you, Feder, good for you.

Keep it up with the scars thing, that's all you have to work with at this point other than "your crown is fake, dude!!!"

Nice try at what? All I'm doing is bringing up facts that matter, Sid!

Like the one where I hold the top prize in the company and Sid doesn't!

(06-28-2013, 05:00 PM)Swift Ion Said: How in the Hell did he get a TTitle shot before me and Morrison!?! This is unbelievable.

(06-28-2013, 05:16 PM)Swift Ion Said: So, you sucked before and had to come back, supposedly 3x Better. So, you have a bitch ass name, and its named Sid Federal. And how in the Fuck are you a 24/7 Briefcase holder after you don't have it...haha (smirked) your such a game bitch

(06-28-2013, 05:23 PM)Swift Ion Said: Someone sounds like a little bitch right now, so your just going to walk away. Bitches always knew to back down haha

(06-28-2013, 05:18 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: :3 x Better:
Hey, Luca! Me and you 1 on 1 for your briefcase! That will teach you to stick your Black Nose in my fucking business. Then when I get the briefcase from my dad I'll have two of them and cash both in on the same damn day, on two different damn champions.

And then I'll go on to beat Madison 1 on 1 in a straight up match for the crown.

How about it, Black Circle Bitch? Better go run to Madison so he can tell you how to weasel your way out of my challenge while still spewing bullshit to paint the elaborate counterfeit of you not being a coward. He thinks he fools people when he does that, so I'd like to see your take on that strategy, you toothpick.

(06-28-2013, 05:58 PM)Scott Charlotte Said:

I think we can all benefit, friend or foe, from completely ignoring this rat known as Swift Ion. He makes a mockery of the entire XWF every single time he opens his gullet to speak.


Go ahead, Swift, say something back. Sooner or later your vocals will be gone. Burnt to a crisp and fed to Unknown Soldier for dinner.

(06-28-2013, 06:01 PM)John Madison Said:

(06-28-2013, 05:18 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: :3 x Better:
Hey, Luca! Me and you 1 on 1 for your briefcase! That will teach you to stick your Black Nose in my fucking business. Then when I get the briefcase from my dad I'll have two of them and cash both in on the same damn day, on two different damn champions.

And then I'll go on to beat Madison 1 on 1 in a straight up match for the crown.

How about it, Black Circle Bitch? Better go run to Madison so he can tell you how to weasel your way out of my challenge while still spewing bullshit to paint the elaborate counterfeit of you not being a coward. He thinks he fools people when he does that, so I'd like to see your take on that strategy, you toothpick.

It's funny that you're out here begging Luca to defend his briefcase when you've never had the balls to cash one in yourself. How many have you had now, Sid? And you gave your father the briefcase for what reason? But oh wait, Luca is a coward because you gave your briefcase away and did absolutely nothing with your free ticket in the past 6 months.

Last time I checked, Luca fought his way into the elimination chamber and earned that briefcase by being a defending X-Treme Champion. I've lost track of how many shows he's worked this past month, but I'm sure it's more than you've worked in your entire career. What has Sid Feder done lately besides torture Swift Ion in the past 5 seconds?

I'll tell you the same thing I told you, repeatedly, at Gauntlet City:

Cash it in.

I'll be there on July 13 waiting AGAIN.

You and papa will figure it out. Here, I'll twist my own arm this time just so Shane will let you and daddy hot potato that briefcase again.

I wanna make sure Sid Feder is fully capable of cashing in.

John Madison has Flo Madison twist his arm for him.

OWWWW! Shane... PLEASE... whatever you do... OWWWW... don't let Mister Mystery hand off his briefcase to Sid! OWWWW! I mean... save me!

Quote:I never gave my briefcase to my father.

Pay attention.

YOU were THERE.

The briefcase was not in my possession because I was not in the company when my father turtured you until Shane had no choice but to give my dad my briefcase. For all you know, I might have been at home watching that shit and cursing him the fuck out for pulling that stunt!

But sure buddy, we'll say I gave it to my dad just so you can sound like you know how to make a valid point. I'll do you the same favor I do for Satellite; you both obviously need that shit.

When I cash in it will be to make a statement -- it won't be for any other reason or need. I've already -- along with my father, Mister Mystery, and my wife, Flo Feder -- tortured the living shit out of you and my old ass dad even beat you in the ring. You're the last person on my list that I need to make a statement with. Been there -- done that.

Quote:Ha ha, my old ass father beat you. HAHAHAHAHA! WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

(06-28-2013, 06:25 PM)John Madison Said: Haha! So did Flynn, Neonero, and blacklisted sore loser. I also had a draw with Jaymz Dante at one point. Didn't I cover this already at Gauntlet City? Still, I always manage to win the big one. Why is that, Sid?

Daaaaaamn all those guys beat your ass too? Way to further my point. In reality all of them should also have beaten my father just like Knightmask did, but yet you've got a loss to dear ol' dad. You know how old he is? About a hundred years old and he dominated all of you with ease until his body finally gave out on him. Now he sits at home barking orders at my Momma and swearing at the television -- and laughing about how he beat your ass and helped brand you a Feder. You're a Feder by injection and there's nothing you can do about that. Every family needs a weak link; a ; an embarrassment to the rest. You're our little special, honorary Feder boy and even Flo just thinks that's adorable.

You always win the big one? Oh yea that's right -- they call you Mr. Lethal Lotto because you won the hardest tournament known to wrestling kind. Shucks, what was I thinking?

Ha ha, yeah; more like you only win the big ones that I'm not a part of. My father cleared the road for you in the gauntlet and then you still had to have Shane cheat on your behalf multiple times and basically choose you as the winner instead of letting Ursula win it like she deserved.

Ursula would be King had it not been for Shane helping guide you to that final match and then fucking her over.

Ursula.

King.

Because of you!

That's what you almost did to the XWF, John. And you would have bragged about it, too.

Quote:Ha ha, yeah; more like you only win the big ones that I'm not a part of. My father cleared the road for you in the gauntlet and then you still had to have Shane cheat on your behalf multiple times and basically choose you as the winner instead of letting Ursula win it like she deserved.

(06-28-2013, 05:05 PM)Paul Heyman Said:

(06-28-2013, 05:00 PM)Swift Ion Said: How in the Hell did he get a TTitle shot before me and Morrison!?! This is unbelievable.

Swift Ion, being Sid Feder, and having the proven track record he has solidifies he status as a title contender.

Mr. Morrison, has just arrived.

You....





lost to a fucking table.

Quote:Well, since you think I'm your Feder brother, how does it feel to have lost to your brother last January? Huh? HUH?!

Daaaamn I was like drunk off my ass and as fuck that night too and you still let me beat you.

My point exactly -- that's why we brought you in! You weren't my little brother yet at that point, remember?

Or did we knock you so silly that your perception of time has been jumbled worse than John Black's grasp of the English language?

You earned your way into our family and that's why we welcomed you with open arms and raging hot iron. I guess we can pretend that things happened in a different order though, just so you can sound good when you claim to have beaten me 'as' my little brother.

Which came first? The chicken, the egg, or the little brother? John Madison sure as fuck don't know.

(06-28-2013, 06:54 PM)Swift Ion Said: Are you guys obsessed with me because you sure like to say my name alot.

(06-28-2013, 07:00 PM)Swift Ion Said: Heyman isn't going to give me a chance because, I went through an announcer table and got pinned by it. So he's basically holding it against me.

(06-28-2013, 06:43 PM)John Madison Said: Good job on Lethal Lottery though, that did wonders for you, right?

It actually did; where've you been?

I stepped into the XWF a no-name loser who nobody ever heard of. Sure, I had wrestled elsewhere but not here in this piss hole that everybody seems to consider the big leagues for some stupid reason.

I came in a worthless bum, entered the Lethal Lotto, won it, and was the top name in the fed by the time I fell asleep that night the tournament ended.

Yeah, I'd say it did wonders for me and it's something you could have never accomplished. Tell that fruitcake Shane to make another Lethal Lotto -- make sure you enter it -- watch who wins it.

Come on, King! Watch it do wonders for me all over again considering how huge of a star I already am this time around. I'll pretty much be the undisputed God of all wrestling once that happens.

(06-28-2013, 06:02 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: :3 x Better:
You know damn well I had words for you and then you come back to talk trash on that little bitch, Swift Ion?

I guess I can respect that. I wouldn't want to fuck with me either. Carry on. Swift sucks dick.

Quote: Just ask Ursula and the 29 other people I went through.

(06-28-2013, 08:12 PM)The Messenger Said:

...The enemy...





...of my enemy...





...is my friend...





...Welcome home, Sid Feder...

(06-28-2013, 05:58 PM)Scott Charlotte Said:

I think we can all benefit, friend or foe, from completely ignoring this rat known as Swift Ion. He makes a mockery of the entire XWF every single time he opens his gullet to speak.


Go ahead, Swift, say something back. Sooner or later your vocals will be gone. Burnt to a crisp and fed to Unknown Soldier for dinner.

(06-28-2013, 05:18 PM)3 x Better Sid Feder Said: :3 x Better:
Hey, Luca! Me and you 1 on 1 for your briefcase! That will teach you to stick your Black Nose in my fucking business. Then when I get the briefcase from my dad I'll have two of them and cash both in on the same damn day, on two different damn champions.

And then I'll go on to beat Madison 1 on 1 in a straight up match for the crown.

How about it, Black Circle Bitch? Better go run to Madison so he can tell you how to weasel your way out of my challenge while still spewing bullshit to paint the elaborate counterfeit of you not being a coward. He thinks he fools people when he does that, so I'd like to see your take on that strategy, you toothpick.