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RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-05-2013
(10-05-2013, 08:03 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said:(10-05-2013, 07:52 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i like pick #5 myself...
"That's just because you've got Cam wrapped around your nuts."
just like ur legs are around my waist ;)
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - AlexandraCallaway - 10-05-2013
"Obsess over me all you want.. but it will never happen. Only two men here in XWF have scored this pussy. And guess what, you'll never be one of them."
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Liz Hathaway - 10-05-2013
Ally's legs will have to be fucking elastic to stretch around that 90 inch waist.
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Barney Green - 10-05-2013
(10-05-2013, 08:57 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said: "Obsess over me all you want.. but it will never happen. Only two men here in XWF have scored this pussy. And guess what, you'll never be one of them."
Don't flatter yourself because you do nothing for me. You don't even get a slight wiggle. I have slept with far more beautiful shemales. You may be female but you aren't that good looking.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-05-2013
id rather fuck flo feder than u ally ;)
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - AlexandraCallaway - 10-05-2013
"Who even asked you dinosaur?"
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-05-2013
uh u did fossil ;)
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - AlexandraCallaway - 10-05-2013
Alexandra rolls her eyes and heads for the door, sick of the fat guys jokes.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Liz Hathaway - 10-05-2013
It's okay Ally. We all are sick of Gilmoor's elementary jokes.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Ann Thraxx - 10-05-2013
It's Galmure...
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
Finally, attention is drawn back up at the podium where... SHANE
HAS BEEN NAPPING THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?He stands back up and shakes his head, blinking his eye a few times and looking around like he's in awe. He puts on a pair of sunglasses because the lights are too bright for his eye.
: Well well, it seems the draft is still going on. Let's stay on track guys. I don't want this to take all night! You don't see me losing focus!Shane lets out a huge yawn that turns into a second yawn, which leads to him stretching both of his arms out and bringing out a folding chair so he can sit rather than stand at the podium.
: Alright.... without further ado... the next captain! I think we're at drawing number twelve now right? Or wait... no it's not twelve... I think it's 420!Shane smokes a pound of weed.
: Ahhhhh, much better. Now I remember we're at pick number SEVEN!!! Ladies and gentledongs... I give to you... ...
...
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MICHAEL MCBRIDE!!!
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 10-06-2013
That's bullshit, Hunter Payne is just gonna pick from his seventeen brothers and sisters.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Kimmy-K - 10-06-2013
Was that a racist remark, King Madison?... I don't mean to be rude, but that was a bit harsh. You might have hurt his feelings.
Kimmy pouts.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
Shane points at Kimmy and calls her a dirty chink.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Kimmy-K - 10-06-2013
I'm uhhh.... Not Asian, Shane.... That's enough potato juice for you...
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The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
What if I told you...
I don't even like potatoes?
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Kimmy-K - 10-06-2013
I would wonder why you were lying to me.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Smoke - 10-06-2013
Smoke walks through the door to see a bunch of guys passing around a blunt and are stupidly high, as well as several arguments about potatoes going on.
I heard the draft was going on here but what the fuck is this!?
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Liz Hathaway - 10-06-2013
This is ...... XWF!
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
The time has come for pick number eight... so I hope it's somebody great. See how I rhymed there?
...and the shemale fucker is...
...
BARNEY GREEN!!
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Sebastian Duke - 10-06-2013
(10-06-2013, 04:05 AM)Shane "The Big Potato" <img src="https://i.imgur.com/pUgtAVa.gif"> Said: The time has come for pick number eight... so I hope it's somebody great. See how I rhymed there?
...and the shemale fucker is...
...
BARNEY GREEN!!
That really is a huge announcement.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Barney Green - 10-06-2013
[/color] I will do my best as Captain.
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Tony Santos - 10-06-2013
(10-05-2013, 06:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i have a feeling im going to put on a shitty team..
is it too late to back out lol jk
I'm worried about being stuck with you on my team. I can't have some shitbag sitting in the corner, sucking down chicken parms while the rest of us try to shuffle past the diarrhea trail that you've left behind, just to reach our opponents.
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-06-2013
(10-06-2013, 05:21 AM)Tony Santos Said:(10-05-2013, 06:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i have a feeling im going to put on a shitty team..
is it too late to back out lol jk
I'm worried about being stuck with you on my team. I can't have some shitbag sitting in the corner, sucking down chicken parms while the rest of us try to shuffle past the diarrhea trail that you've left behind, just to reach our opponents.
heh if im on your team u better hope I dont end your life. you know as well as I do that when the chips are down, peter gilmour always comes out on top. this is MY TOURNAMENT. I came withing an eyelash of winning it last year and I'll be damned if I'm on a team with a shithead captain and 2 other jobbers.. im going to win this tournament and show all of you pussies that it pays to be EVIL!
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Christine Nash - 10-06-2013
I can't wait to see who the rest of the captains are and who is on who's team. I know who's team I would like to be on. hehe
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Tony Santos - 10-06-2013
(10-06-2013, 08:44 AM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:(10-06-2013, 05:21 AM)Tony Santos Said:(10-05-2013, 06:42 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: i have a feeling im going to put on a shitty team..
is it too late to back out lol jk
I'm worried about being stuck with you on my team. I can't have some shitbag sitting in the corner, sucking down chicken parms while the rest of us try to shuffle past the diarrhea trail that you've left behind, just to reach our opponents.
heh if im on your team u better hope I dont end your life. you know as well as I do that when the chips are down, peter gilmour always comes out on top. this is MY TOURNAMENT. I came withing an eyelash of winning it last year and I'll be damned if I'm on a team with a shithead captain and 2 other jobbers.. im going to win this tournament and show all of you pussies that it pays to be EVIL!
I don't think you can truly understand how much I hate you, you gluttonous son of a bitch.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-06-2013
feeling is mutual tony the tiger ;) gimme some frosted flakes!
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Rebel - 10-06-2013
How badly are you going to bitch and cry when you get picked last, Pete?
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Liz Hathaway - 10-06-2013
I'll answer this one for him. Very badly.
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Jessie-ica Diaz - 10-06-2013
"Bawling, inbetween bites of Ben & Jerry's. That's how I imagine it."
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Archie Lawson - 10-06-2013
PICK ME
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
Shane
walks back out to the podium.: What? You guys didn't realize I had left to get pizza? Wow...He opens up the box of pizza and begins eating it, getting grease all over the podium and microphone and judge's gavel that has no reason to be up there. He bangs the gavel which up until now hadn't even been observed.
: Order in the potato! Order in the potato!Shane stuffs pizza into his mouth and goes ahead with the next pick...
: Mmmm, mmmm good. Uh, the next pick. Mmmm, yum. Needs potatoes. Mmmm, mmm, blua mub oom.He spits the big ball of pizza out of his mouth, completely wasting it. The big ball of chewed up pizza lands on the floor with a distinct "splat" and rolls a little bit, ending up right at the feet of Jessie Diaz!
: There ya go Jess; use that like bait to hook you a fine Greenfish or Gillyfish. Good luck to you!Shane stuffs some long cut chewing tobacco into his mouth. He chews and it looks like he's chewing a bunch of cement as his jaws move slower and slower.
: Oh my fucking GOD, Barney! This shit is disgusting.Shane spits the wad of chewing tobacco and it flies across the entire room before landing right in Barney Green's cup of soda. Barney takes a drink.
: Alright, it's time to get on with it! The NEXT name to join our captains is none other than.......
...Captain #9...
...
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JOSEPH KAIN!!!
With one final name to announce... who will get that last spot???
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - JTC - 10-06-2013
Walks in the room as I look around.
"What the hell?"
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
Ladies and goats! It is now time to pick the FINAL captain!
Shane reaches into his pants pocket and rattles around some balls. He pulls out the winning lotto ball and holds it up for all to see!
The tenth captain... none other than...
...
...
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POT MAN!!!
Yes! Give a round of applause for ... oh wait a minute! I read that wrong...
My fault guys...
...
The name actually says...
...
...
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SMOKE MAN!
Everyone starts hitting their blunts, bongs, joints, bowls, hookahs, improvised smoking devices, and the occasional spliff. The room fills with smoke so thick that nobody can recognize the person next to them.
(OOC: All captains see the new thread in the OOC area with the full list of available names to pick from for the draft!
The draft will most likely span over the next couple days and be finished in time for the actual Round 1 card to be posted!)
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Smoke - 10-06-2013
I thought we were over making fun of my name! Jeez-us!
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Hunter Payne - 10-06-2013
(10-06-2013, 01:31 AM)John Madison Said: That's bullshit, Hunter Payne is just gonna pick from his seventeen brothers and sisters.
-Hunter awakens from the lottery ball shot that knocked him. To find himself still sober and hearing hate fueled racism from our douchebag king. John Madison said that not realizing Hunter Payne might just pick him out of spite... If he didn't already decide on picking Juan Madison instead.... Viva La Raza! -
RE: The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-06-2013
(10-06-2013, 09:21 AM)Rebel Said: How badly are you going to bitch and cry when you get picked last, Pete?
highly doubt it but wont matter because I am winning my first round match and then i will go on to round 2 and win from there.. im going to win the whole thing even if i have to cheat to do it!
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 10-06-2013
If we don't want to draft Peter, can we draft Dong instead?
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - "Loverboy" Vinnie Lane - 10-06-2013
and my dong is hard
The LIVE drawing of the Lethal Lottery Captains! (all welcome to reply) - Peter Fn Gilmour - 10-06-2013
why dont u draft me and dong on the same team and watch us destroy ppl with our huge dicks ;)