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Major Update - Paul Heyman - 09-16-2014

Dining alfresco is one of my great summer pleasures.

Actually, dining in general, gives me a great deal of pleasure.

Major Update - Vincent Lane - 09-16-2014

Pussy alfresco is the best.

Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-16-2014

This is major???

RE: Major Update - Ozymandias - 09-16-2014

(09-16-2014, 09:17 AM)Paul Heyman Said: Dining alfresco is one of my great summer pleasures.

Actually, dining in general, gives me a great deal of pleasure.

You should use Xbux for using the definition provided in the WOTD. Damn you Paul and your laziness.

Also, alfresco.

RE: Major Update - AerialKnight - 09-16-2014

Paul likes to dine alfresco? Well, I like to walk alfresco, thank you very much.

Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-16-2014

I.took a massive dump in dukes bathroom

Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-16-2014

But was your dump alfresco?

RE: Major Update - Cain - 09-16-2014

I smoke alfresco.

RE: Major Update - Roxy Cotton - 09-16-2014

If there's one thing I really enjoy, it's a good eating out.

So - alfresco it is..

Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-16-2014

Roxy how would you feel about letting me blast you in the face like a Jackson Pollock?

RE: Major Update - Roxy Cotton - 09-16-2014

That depends, Tommy...

How big is your Gunn?

RE: Major Update - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 09-16-2014

I had a patient once tell me I should have more of my sessions alfresco. Perhaps they''re allergic to cigar smoke?

Major Update - Gator - 09-16-2014

T: "alfresco is the best-o."

*Gator looks at Todd and laughs*

"Goddammit Todd."

Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-16-2014

Big enough.

I'm not one to pull a Gilmour and just throw out numbers that we all know are false, but if you want a private showing I'll gladly oblige.

RE: Major Update - Roxy Cotton - 09-16-2014

Buy a girl a drink? How do you feel about sex on the beach?

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Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-16-2014

If were talking about the drink I'll buy you as many as you want, but I'm more of a beer kind of guy.

As for the act, as long as I don't get any sand up my ass I'm good with it.

Major Update - Woeful - 09-16-2014

I enjoy taking Toxin-7 alfresco. The sound of the Purple Imprinted Howler Monkey soothes me while I plug in.

RE: Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-17-2014

roxy will just get crabs in her vagina :P

Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-17-2014

Which would still be bigger than anything you could try and force into her vagina.

Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-17-2014

your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

RE: Major Update - Rapist Shane - 09-17-2014

::Shane rapes Peter::

RE: Major Update - Kendall Savannah Sawyer - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

I'm guessing this is an insult, but I don't get how. Obviously this is a case of "it sounded better in my head" but that applies to everything you say Peter.

RE: Major Update - Roxy Cotton - 09-17-2014

Oh, Peter, trust me - no crabs in this tight little pussy.

Just big, hard cocks like Tommy's.

He fucked me like a hero.

RE: Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike your cock mine grew after I turned 3.

Oh and by the way, I did fuck her, it did fit and it was glorious.

RE: Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:07 PM)Roxy Cotton Said: Oh, Peter, trust me - no crabs in this tight little pussy.

Just big, hard cocks like Tommy's.

He fucked me like a hero.

pfft ill fuck u like an animal and you'll love it!

RE: Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:09 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike you my cock grew after I turned 3.

u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

RE: Major Update - Vincent Lane - 09-17-2014

Dude... that's not cool...

RE: Major Update - Tommy Gunn - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:09 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike you my cock grew after I turned 3.

u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

And yet the doctor's still couldn't tell if you were a boy or a girl.

RE: Major Update - Kendall Savannah Sawyer - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:09 PM)Tommy Gunn Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:05 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: your cock wouldn't fit in her hole ;)

Would you like to take a stab at why that is?

Na fuck that, that would require you to use an ounce of your brain, which might actually be an ounce more than you have.

The reason it wouldn't fit is because unlike you my cock grew after I turned 3.

u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

Slow down Oedipus. Oh wait, Oedipus actually succeeded in what he set out to do. Why don't you skip to the part where you skewer your eyes?

RE: Major Update - Blizzard - 09-17-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

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Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-18-2014



RE: Major Update - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 09-18-2014

(09-17-2014, 06:20 PM)Blizzard Said:
(09-17-2014, 06:10 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: u idiot my cock was hard when I came out of my mom's vagina!

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Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-18-2014

oh god what have I done

Major Update - Diesel - 09-18-2014

Diesel stands near a diesel fuel pump at a TA on Interstate 80. He drinks from the nozzle.... yes... thats what I said.

He replaces the fuel nozzle on the gas pump and stares into the camera.



"There's obviously nothing weird about anything going on here, is there?"



Jesus Christ in heaven.

RE: Major Update - Pest - 09-18-2014

I could describe what it feels like to cum in a 11 year one legged Hispanic girl named Juanita, and it would not be the most fucked up thing said in this conversation.

RE: Major Update - Vincent Lane - 09-18-2014

I don't see what's surprising here...

Haven't every one of us had our boners inside of Mrs. Gilmour?

RE: Major Update - Blizzard - 09-18-2014

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Major Update - Peter Fn Gilmour - 09-18-2014

too bad i was joking and was talking about HOGM ;)