To The Birthday Girl - Printable Version

To The Birthday Girl - Printable Version

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To The Birthday Girl - JillLorder - 12-18-2014

Happy belated birthday, Caroline! How old are you now, like, five? Anyway, here's a cake that I made for you!

Enjoy!

To The Birthday Girl - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-18-2014

Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. You think that this is some kind of a joke? Is that all you do? Huh, funny girl? Saying the most asinine shit and thinking that you're soooo hilarious! Huh? Stay the fuck away from me. I am not in the mood for any of your buffoonery shit right now. So go on, shoo! Annoying little fuck.

To The Birthday Girl - Gator - 12-18-2014

"HIT HER! HIT HER IN HER BITCH FACE! Fuck, where the hell is Joey Styles to scream catfight?"

re:To The Birthday Girl - Vincent Lane - 12-18-2014

I got it, dude...

CAT FIGHT!!!!!!

My money's on Burchill, bee tee dubs.

1,000 xbux?

re:To The Birthday Girl - Ruben A. Mitchell - 12-18-2014

I'll take you up on that, Vinnie. Two thousand on the one in short shorts.

Why the hell are you betting on a girl fight that might never happen.

I'm a man. Do I need any other reason?

re:To The Birthday Girl - Roxy Cotton - 12-18-2014

There's 3,000 xbux on Caroline?

What are you idiots doing?

Baby, you know I'd stuff both those twats like I was a double-sided tampon, right?

To The Birthday Girl - Gator - 12-18-2014

"HA! Tampon, gross... But fuck it, you're on Vinnie! Despite Jill being pretty dog shit, she has the height advantage, maybe? She looks taller."

To The Birthday Girl - TJ Wallace - 12-18-2014

"Hit her in the balls!"

re:To The Birthday Girl - Scorpio - 12-18-2014

To The Birthday Girl - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-19-2014

Look at you all. Pathetic, illiterate fucks that get a kick from seeing others engaging in meaningless, petty little fights. You all can go fuck yourselves.

re:To The Birthday Girl - JillLorder - 12-19-2014

What's your problem, Caroline? Time of the month for you? Frodo didn't do a good job the other night? Wrong hole?

re:To The Birthday Girl - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 12-19-2014

(12-19-2014, 06:41 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said: Look at you all. Pathetic, illiterate fucks that get a kick from seeing others engaging in meaningless, petty little fights.

"Ayyy, welcome to the XWF chica!"

re:To The Birthday Girl - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-19-2014

(12-19-2014, 06:51 PM)4 x Better Luca Arzegotti Said:
(12-19-2014, 06:41 PM)Caroline OHara Burchill Said: Look at you all. Pathetic, illiterate fucks that get a kick from seeing others engaging in meaningless, petty little fights.

"Ayyy, welcome to the XWF chica!"

Oh, for fuck's sakes...

re:To The Birthday Girl - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014

Ladies!

No need to get all bent out of shape, unless we're all gonna have us a game of naked Twister!

We're all friends here, man! Let's hug it out!

To The Birthday Girl - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-19-2014

You all should be kneeling down before me. Otherwise, you all should just leave.

Now.

re:To The Birthday Girl - JillLorder - 12-19-2014

So, are we going to eat this cake? I never made and brought it here just so that it could go to waste.

re:To The Birthday Girl - Vincent Lane - 12-19-2014

Caroline, you seem really upset, man.

Jill has a point. Let's eat the cake, then the three of us can go back to Roxy and I's place and sort all this out.

re:To The Birthday Girl - Caroline O'Hara Burchill - 12-20-2014

No, you ignoramus fuck. I never meant... Wait, what do you mean if I earn that right? Who the fuck do you think you are?

re:To The Birthday Girl - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 12-20-2014

Hello, my friends!

Caroline, my dear Queen.

Why in tarnation are you wasting your time with these wastes? That dwarf of all things. You shouldn't get so worked up. I'm not sure he would know what to do with you even if you happened to have a weak moment and he did, in fact, happen to get his hands on you.

And Mister Lane...

The Doctor takes a gulp of whiskey and a long drag from his cigar.

Eh. I'm tired. I suppose I'll take a nap.

The Doctor snuffs out his cigar and leans back in his chair.

re:To The Birthday Girl - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 12-20-2014

You're missing my point, Mister Hobbit.

What is it you two are going to do? Go shoe shopping?

re:To The Birthday Girl - Doctor Louis D'Ville - 12-20-2014

No. I didn't forget. I just notice you spend more time in your closet with men than women, 'tis all. Come forth from your closet, "King of Faeries."