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God - Jesus Christ - 01-04-2015

I believe in God,
the Father Almighty,
Creator of Heaven and earth;
and in Jesus Christ, His only Son, Our Lord,
Who was conceived by the Holy Spirit,
born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, died, and was buried.
He descended into Hell.
The third day He arose again from the dead;
He ascended into Heaven,
sitteth at the right hand of God, the Father Almighty;
from thence He shall come to judge the living and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Spirit,
the holy Catholic Church,
the communion of saints,
the forgiveness of sins,
the resurrection of the body,
and the life everlasting. Amen.


As the plot thickens I see that those who seek to cause me hard wither away into obscurity for unknown reasons. TJ Wallace actually helped me in debunking Aerial Knight if you would believe that. Here we have the most uncoordinated team I’ve ever seen, one fights trying to prove there are many gods and the other is proving that there are no gods at all. Knight trying to prove there are gods then moments later claims there are no gods makes things a bit confusing. At least TJ Wallace has enough sense to remember which side of the line he stands even though he treds awfully close to a fool.

Hail Mary, full of grace. The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.


TJ Wallace, I’ll start by first off saying that I think you are a wonderful person, I think you have a lot of redeeming qualities that will bring you far in life. Here is my point I’d like to be taken into consideration. You are trying to sell the fact you have a flying robot in your house, which isn’t realistic at all. If you think about it, we have flying things but nothing that comes close to resemble and Angelina Joel lee robot. That type of technology doesn’t exist yet, maybe in the next 100 years it will but as for right now it doesn’t. I am not sure if you guys are on drugs or are really trying to show your immaturity level.

Soul of Christ, make me holy
Body of Christ, be my salvation
Blood of Christ, let me drink your wine
Water flowing from the side of Christ, wash me clean
Passion of Christ, strengthen me
Kind Jesus, hear my prayer
Hide me within your wounds
And keep me close to you
Defend me from the evil enemy
And call me at the hour of my death
To the fellowship of your saints
That I might sing your praise with them
for all eternity. Amen.


Here is Aerial Knight with his smooth and yet weak jabs trying to show how we are all fake but Mystica is real. I say, when was the last time Mystica was seen? I do however have a hunch that he will be popping his head up again soon because people like him don’t like to be forgotten, he wants to be remembered. Even if that means he needs to come in time and time again to prove whatever point it is he wishes to make, his little twisters and hurricanes and people will love it but not on Monday Madness. Let’s see where you can take this next debacle that you call a promo.


Quote: Hollywood, I heard that the Christian audience would be willing to burn you at the stake for not following our lord and savior, or in this case, some guy who drank too much and thinks he's Jesus incarnate."

You see this here? These are lies spoken by a man who is too afraid of his own shadow. Aerial Knight is trying to plant the seed that I am a wrathful man which simply isn’t true. I pride myself with the power of forgiveness and just because I said I would not forgive a fool does not mean I will not work with and Atheist. C.C. Hollywood may not be a true believer but he is a human being that I can speak to and change his mind. When he said “there are no atheists in a foxhole” that tells me one thing, he is open to the idea of love and God. I can place my personal guarantee on the fact that none of my faithful followers would ever make such a threat against his life. What Aerial Knight is doing is trying to tempt you away from the true path of righteousness and into the hands of the devil. If C.C. Hollywood would like to see what I spoke of the last few times to compare how I treat true children of god and those willing to open their minds and hearts to the idea. The sour attitude of this opponent is almost baffling, as shame should be plastered across your face for trying to slander the son of God with his filth. C.C. Hollywood is safe from eternal damnation and will forever be in the service of the lord.


Quote:"You talk quite big game for a man who changed his mind halfway through the recording. At first you were like: 'Gah, I hate Jesus, I don't want anything to do with this guy as my tag partner!' And then you were like: 'Oh ****, I love this guy! Me and him can totally work things out! We can go to a movie, pick up some hookers down the street, and possibly have a great time before the match!' Who's to say that things will go the newcomer's way besides yourself and the man with magical healing hands? Seriously, I don't see any scars on that guy, even though they ****ed his *** up before nailing him to his own religious symbol. Jesus is a miracle man, yes, but I don't think all the miracles and senseless killings in the book can grant you the win in this match."


You said this about C.C. Hollywood. “You talk quite big game for a man who changed his mind halfway through the recording. At first you were like: 'Gah, I hate Jesus, I don't want anything to do with this guy as my tag partner!' these are all things that God does to us when faced with dealings. People tend to tread lightly when it comes to the questionable content of anything religious. I see this not as a weakness but more of a heed to the words of God. Throughout his speech he came face to face with the realization that the possibility of me actually being the son of God was probable and if I was not then what’s the harm in believing in something even if it isn’t true. I never said I had powers, I can’t do anything that no other mortal man can do, I can however spread the word of God by doing what is popular and right now wrestling is popular. There is no harm in believing and there is no punishment for questioning the words I speak. The divine glory that is heaven is the only magic I need, the forever loving embrace of God almighty and never wanting for anything is the reward to those who just merely accept the simple idea of God. I see nothing wrong with this. I don’t know why you do, Aerial Knight and TJ Wallace. It costs no money and causes no harm to just simply say “I believe in God”. I don’t ask that you believe in me, call me Jerry, call me Carl but believe in God and all is forgiven through him.

Here is another thing “Who's to say that things will go the newcomer's way besides yourself and the man with magical healing hands? Seriously, I don't see any scars on that guy, even though they messed his butt up before nailing him to his own religious symbol. “I believe I must school you on a few things. You said “Magical healing hands” then directly after that you said you don’t see any scars on my body. Well, if I had magical healing hands wouldn’t it make sense that I could heal myself? Do you think that is within the realm of possibilities? I sure think it is if I did in fact have healing hands. Truth is this, God provided me with a healing, I only delivered the direction of what heals. To wash a lepers feet was not curing them of what ails but making them feel more human than animal, to show them love. To make the blind see it was not me that made it possible, it was God who allowed them to see. It is God who did all the things I am credited for, I never asked for credit. Others gave me credit throughout time. My flesh may not have scars but neither does yours. Odd how when you look in the mirror after all those beatings that would surly leave some blemish somewhere and yet there is not a single mark, does that make you a fake wrestler? Does that mean that you are a fraud? No, it simply means you can take care of the scars. Our heavenly father decided that it is better for me to not look like a hideous mess when trying to spread his words because mortals are more inclined to answer to a pleasurable appearance than someone horribly disfigured in a fire. The lashings were painful and scaring but you give too much credit to Mel Gibson, a lashing like that would have killed anyone long before being nailed to the cross.
You went on to talk about me being nailed to my own religious symbol. You do understand that I was not the first to hand on the cross? I was also not the last. In fact the crucifix didn’t become the official slogan for a few hundred years after my death. I am not sure where you get your information but it is beyond inaccurate and borderline insulting to anyone with any sense what so ever.
Continuing with what I believe to be a gigantic miss-wording, you said “Jesus is a miracle man, yes, but I don't think all the miracles and senseless killings in the book can grant you the win in this match.” there are a lot of things in the bible that I already explained were not true, examples too many to list. The bible was written by man and even though it is the word of god it still has the human agenda inside, the miracles in which I am credited for I already explained that people over time say they were my doing but the credit goes to God himself. The senseless killing is sadly true but here is a good example. If you give a child a pet. The pet is the world or something more specific on it and the child mistreats the pet. How do you treat the situation? Beat the child or get rid of the bet. It’s all logic.

You bring up me being the kindest man in existence. I never made such claims, I have been called humble but I will not excuse ignorance especially in a time when knowledge is everywhere. So with that being said, I will not retract what I said but I will apologize for the tone in which I said it.


Quote:“I never said you claimed anything, I just said that I wanted to see how long it will take me to turn off the TV once you spoke. For someone preaching to be a highly intelligent life form, you certainly don't show it. And yes, I'm sure it's divine intervention when when Little Timmy had his mother come in to bring him a fresh pair of clothes after he soiled them. You just flat out explained to me that, yes, we can handle our own problems, and the need of a deity is pointless when we're there trying to fix it ourselves. Granted, sometimes we make it worse, but at least we're trying, darn it!"


“I'm sure it's divine intervention when when Little Timmy had his mother come in to bring him a fresh pair of clothes after he soiled them.” Is exactly what you said right after saying “For someone preaching to be a highly intelligent life form, you certainly don't show it.”. Isn’t irony grand? I think it is something that is deserved when it comes from someone trying to one up someone. Who is the one lacking intelligence now?
I can see and respect the point you are attempting to make but it’s really hard to get through the thick layers of fat around the point. You are jumping around so much trying to catch an opening that you yourself take my own words and say them back to me and ad the signature “lie, didn’t happen, fraud” that you are so known for doing. You speak of things that are simply not accurate. America is one of the most religious countries with over 44% believing in Jesus Christ and God. You claim the human race is trying and I’m telling you God is helping.



Quote:"I know math might have been around when you were on this Earth, but listen up, because this may come as a shocker. What I did was approximate exactly when I think you died. I guessed some time around two thousand years ago, and wouldn't you know it, I came pretty close to the actual number. I don't believe everyone will have the exact amount of years Jesus died from now, so we have to rely on our brain to come up with an accurate guess."


You are absolutely right when you said their “might” (may) have been math when I was alive first. There was math and most of the math used today comes from around the time in question. Do you believe that I whipped out my handy calculator to figure out how many years ago I died? Trust me when I tell you I don’t count the days, it’s a long time ago but I can tell you this. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize how off you actually were. We are in the year 2015 and you said 2000. If I died in the year 2000 I would have been 17 when I died but I was 32. 32 years from 2014 because 2015 has yet to mark the anniversary of my death. Can you do the math? 2014 minus 32. What’s the answer? Its simple enough to do in your head, there are no fractions or trigonometry. Simple subtraction. When coming back with an approximate answer it’s generally because you can’t figure out the actual answer in a doable amount of time and to try and save face you throw out a safe number and hope no one questions. It’s not like someone asked you the size of a room where you can look ad say 9X24 and probably be pretty close but close doesn’t count when replacing the carpeting when every inch counts. Leave room for error and eventually someone will grab that opening and see the mistake. Nothing is more embarrassing that winging something so simple and being called on it. I believe that is called peddle fobbing. perhaps next time you can conduct yourself with a little more equanimity.