+- X-treme Wrestling Federation (https://xwf99.com)
+-- Forum: RP Archive (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=113)
+--- Forum: Archives (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=13)
+---- Forum: News, Rumors, Hype, etc... (https://xwf99.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=24)
+---- Thread: Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo (/showthread.php?tid=1884)
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 03-29-2013
:3 x Better: This is Threeeee Times Better Sid Feder coming to you live from my radio show with an exclusive! Seems like the current United States Champion has taken it upon himself to shoot what some are calling the weakest set of insults ever thrown at Mister Mystery and word is getting around that the Feder camp will be releasing a "real" version of that worthless bag of shit Flynn tried to pass off as an anti-Mystery promo this week.
Keep your eyes peeled ladies and gents! School is about to be in session!
And to my former co-holder of the tag titles -- Mark Flynn -- I say this: You'd better be putting on a front because if this is really how you plan to come at the Feder camp you just might be watching one of us walk away with your championship Sunday night after your legs are both broken and your hopes of making a statement over Sebastian Duke's corps are all cashed in on. HA HA HA!
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - C Y R E N - 03-29-2013
CYREN: Suck my weenis.
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 03-29-2013
Embarrassed that you could never beat Flynn?
Ha ha -- this will be funny. Wait for it.
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-29-2013
Flynn just got owned 3x
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Sebastian Duke - 03-29-2013
Why don't you cup Mysterys balls 3x gentler, Boomhauer...
You suck on his dick so much you probably floss your tooth with his pubes.
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 03-30-2013
I totally didn't expect my narrator to go off on Flynn like that in my Promo#9. Well at least now Flynn has some new material he can use to feed off of if he wants to try and talk more shit to the Feder camp. Now he even gets a whole extra person to talk about -- the short, 90 pound man with the mickey mouse voice who narrates my shit.
Go get 'im, Flynn. Go full unFlynnsored on his ass. I'm waiting.
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 03-30-2013
How will Flynn overcome the mockery of his dramatic pause?
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Neonero - 03-30-2013
That Flynn trashtalk thing...been there, smote him good.
He didn't learn though
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 03-30-2013
Ah, there it is. I thought we had given that joke a run!
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - 'Future Legend' Jordi - 03-30-2013
FUTURE LEGEND: None of this really matters considering I'll be the one to seal Mark Flynn's fate! The gods of the XBOX realm have spoken to me and told me of this destiny!
RE: Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-30-2013
(03-29-2013, 10:52 PM)Sebastian Duke Said: Why don't you cup Mysterys balls 3x gentler, Boomhauer...
You suck on his dick so much you probably floss your tooth with his pubes.
Oh duke, you never seem to realize that everything you say is leading to your death. Tomorrow night you and the black circle will be destroyed!
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 04-01-2013
Neonero and John Madison -- Allow me to display the snippet where I recently claimed to be the first to observes Mark Flynn's three minute pauses-
Quote:Hey Flo! War Games
Oh shit. My fault. That's not it.
I'm guessing I'd have to be surrounded by a family of blind, deaf monkeys in order for me to be the first to notice or comment on that issue. I'm also guessing that even if both of you worked on a project together against Flynn, mine would be the one people remembered.
How will Flynn recover, Madison? Is that what you asked? Recover from what, again? The beating I delivered last weekend before I pinned him, or the beating I'll deliver to him at Gauntlet City on my way to becoming King of XWF?
Did you forget the things we say during the week are not the things a person needs to recover from? Yeah; Madison often seems to forget this is a wrestling company. A shitty one, but still, it's about wrestling and who fucks up somebody in the ring. These little word games you fools play throughout the week mean nothing. Sure I play along to some extent just to show you how shitty you guys are at the whole shit-talking game, but fuck, you do realize that's not why I'm the best in this company right? I'm the best in this company because I can't be stopped in the ring which is the only place things matter. Sometimes I feel like half or more of you believe you're sitting in a classroom and taking turns getting up in front of the class to try and display your lack of wit.
Wrestling company. What happens in the ring is what people need to recover from, Madison.
Class dismissed.
Mister Mystery promises to teach Mark Flynn how to shoot a real promo - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 04-01-2013
Yeah, the thing where you get the job done in the ring. Nice.
You just worry about showing up, getting eliminated from the gauntlet, and then cashing in that briefcase!