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Ribs - Mister Mystery 17 31707 1 - 04-07-2013
Mister Mystery drives a tank through town in search of Luca Arzegotti. He pulls through the drive thru of a good rib joint but they refuse to serve him -- possibly due to his arrival via tank or his bloody hockey mask.
Next, Luca Arzegotti is seen driving by as Mister Mystery leaves without ribs so Mystery fires and opens up a crater in the road directly in Luca's path of travel. Luca drives into the massive hole but Mister Mystery fishes him out with a fishing line. Mystery gives Luca the money for some ribs and sends him into the rib joint; the fact that he will fire a blast that will obliterate Luca being his insurance that Luca won't run off with the money. When Luca returns with the ribs, Mister Mystery stabs Luca right in his ribs with a pencil and pulls him inside of the tank to pin him.
These ribs are de-fucking-licious. You want some?
Ribs - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 04-07-2013
Luca KICKS OUT right as Mister Mystery takes a bite without seeing the razor blade sticking out of the rib.
No thank you, don't want to be a victim of my own sharp thinking.