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G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019
"Hello XWF, I am the one and only King of Xtreme Noah Jackson, the original horror movie icon!"
"It's a shame I missed the pay per view, ratings are going to go down when everyone realizes I'll be doing my own one-man show the same night but I am glad to grace your halls and fight ANYONE who is willing because I will win, because I am the best."
"And if anyone says otherwise they're a bloody liar!
re:G'day c*nts! - Lacklan - 03-27-2019
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G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019
"Get your ugly baby out of here!"
re:G'day c*nts! - Lacklan - 03-27-2019
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G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019
"... That wasn't even an eye roll, you looked left to right. Are you dense?"
re:G'day c*nts! - Lacklan - 03-27-2019
Um...that's why it's EPIC. Duh?
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-27-2019
"Oh okay, yeah that makes no sense. If that's an epic eye roll than my dag's version is gonna blow your mind."
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G'day c*nts! - Peter Fn Gilmour - 03-27-2019
Sigh another guy claims g he's the king of xtreme... guess I'll have to murder u too
re:G'day c*nts! - Lacklan - 03-27-2019
(03-27-2019, 04:02 PM)Noah Jackson Said: "Oh okay, yeah that makes no sense. If that's an epic eye roll than my dag's version is gonna blow your mind."
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re:G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-28-2019
(03-27-2019, 11:36 PM)Peter Fn Gilmour Said: Sigh another guy claims g he's the king of xtreme... guess I'll have to murder u too
"Step up you chubby bitch! I'll set your eyebrows on fire mate, I'm wild like that!"
G'day c*nts! - Unknown - 03-28-2019
How about I shine your asshole up with my tongue? You'll fucking love it you bitch
G'day c*nts! - Darius Xavier - 03-28-2019
It's men like you that give black skinned brothers like us a bad name.
G'day c*nts! - The Brothers Blackwater - 03-28-2019
"Now cue Darius calling me racist."
"Annnnnd go!"
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G'day c*nts! - Unknown - 03-28-2019
Fuck you racist bitch I'll suck the shit right off of your shaft
G'day c*nts! - Darius Xavier - 03-28-2019
Please don't hurt yourself trying to force those insults in there. Wouldn't want you to get hurt before workers comp kicks in.
G'day c*nts! - Darius Xavier - 03-28-2019
Hey Donovan perhaps you should spend some of your effort here:
Here
And not working on your terrible comedy routine. Just a thought.
re:G'day c*nts! - Mastermind - 03-28-2019
I second that. I rebuilt that Television championship into a creditable title with 129 day reign. Only for you and Hanari to tear it right down again.
re:G'day c*nts! - The Brothers Blackwater - 03-28-2019
(03-28-2019, 11:31 AM)Darius Xavier Said: Hey Donovan perhaps you should spend some of your effort here:
Here
And not working on your terrible comedy routine. Just a thought.
"Psssh... I can do both of those things. Figures that you could only concentrate on one aspect at a time though."
"You can't walk and drink at the same time. I seen it. You were walking, pulled out a water bottle and had to halt your steps in order to take a swig from the bottle."
"It was one of the funniest things that I have ever witnessed."
"Also, thanks for the offer Unknown. You're so sweet. I'll hit you up if I ever need that particular brand of service."
"Why don't you hold your breathe until I do that? I promise I won't let you suffocate."
"You can't walk and drink at the same time. I seen it. You were walking, pulled out a water bottle and had to halt your steps in order to take a swig from the bottle."
"It was one of the funniest things that I have ever witnessed."
"Also, thanks for the offer Unknown. You're so sweet. I'll hit you up if I ever need that particular brand of service."
"Why don't you hold your breathe until I do that? I promise I won't let you suffocate."
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-28-2019
"When the fuck did this become not about me? You guys suck."
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-28-2019
It’s really simple how something like this could no longer be about you Noah, You’re just not that interesting and what you’re saying has been rehashed so many times. You have no idea how many people I’ve seen come through those doors saying they are the King Of Xtreme only to run and hide after someone comes after them with a pool noodle.
Basically what I’m saying Noah, sit down, shut up, and know your place.
re:G'day c*nts! - Lacklan - 03-28-2019
(03-28-2019, 04:41 PM)Fuzz Said: Basically what I’m saying Noah, sit down, shut up, and know your place.
*shit up
re:G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-28-2019
(03-28-2019, 04:41 PM)Fuzz Said: It’s really simple how something like this could no longer be about you Noah, You’re just not that interesting and what you’re saying has been rehashed so many times. You have no idea how many people I’ve seen come through those doors saying they are the King Of Xtreme only to run and hide after someone comes after them with a pool noodle.
Basically what I’m saying Noah, sit down, shut up, and know your place.
"Oh yeah, real scared of the old cunt who hasn't had a wrestling match in years telling me to shut up. Put that hearing aid in and scoot your zimmer frame a little, ya mucky ol' geezer. Tell me, is the only reason you're coming after me is because you have an inkling that I'm a newcomer and therefore easy bait? You haven't tried to bad mouth anyone else here with a win under their belt. You scared you'll talk shit and get a loss to add to that nostalgia record? So instead you come after me, because you're a fucking pussy who people have only heard of recently because James Raven said that you're relevant."
"Get fucked you shit cunt. Telling me sit down, who'd you think you are? Chris Hanson? Know your place on the bottom of the totem pole you drongo shoulda been abortion prick."
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019
Listen Noah. My point still stands you are not interesting or even on my level. I don’t give two shits about you being a newb or long time vet, I don’t give a shit what you think about my relevancy in these doors. You really think I need James Raven’s approval? Nope. The fact of the matter is after just a few words from my old geezer mouth I have you all riled up and foaming at the mouth. Also the only reason I addressed you was to point out how the conversation got away from your ego driven ass was simply put you are nothing here until you have done something. Now listen very carefully to what I say next.
Shut the fuck up about things you don’t know, Get your own dick out of you mouth, step between the ropes here against someone then we will all bask in your infinite glory about how “badass” you really are.
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019
"Riled up? Bitch you stirred the pot, you're the cunt whose rattled because I have the balls to tell you the truth. I would ask you for a match but I'd know that'd get declined faster than your credit card at Dennys. You're the loser who wants me to shut up because you're fucking scared of the guy who literally just walked through the door. I'm getting pissed off that shit took a turn away from MY introduction when you're the lowly little
who has to give your two cents in other people's conversations and tries to prove he's not an old jizz stain on the company with these child like remarks.""Get fucked cunt, you're as worthless as roadkill and you suck more dick than Megan Fox at an audition."
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019
Again I stress I’m not stirring the pot, I’m fucking Gordon Ramsey with the pot. Everything you’ve said is stale and to be quite honest nothing we all haven’t heard a thousand times over. I mean sure you could ask for a match, but really we know that you’d just tuck your tail between your vagina and hide. Plus I don’t need to prove a god damn thing to you in the ring, why don’t you show some ovaries and ask. But here I’ll make it simple for you.
No.
There go ahead and say I’m scared or whatever your thick pea brain is going to retort. I don’t care. I’ve only heard you a few times and I can tell right now that you are an ego driven small to no dick having moron. The reason your introduction was taken so poorly was because you don’t know how keep the conversation about yourself. I haven’t been here in almost ten years and guess what? I’ve already got your attention and vitriol. That’s how you do it. Grab a pen and paper, take notes, and do as I say.
Write this down.
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath.....
Now Fuck Off
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019
"If you're Gordian Ramsey I'm Heston Blumenthal, I'll chuck a fucking baby deer in your pot and blow you away with my culinary experimentism. Coming here and saying I'll decline a match when I'm the one who asked you for one, talk about stale and repetitive, cunt. I know you you're trying to chip away at the thick layer of rust coccooning your geriatric, frail body but fuck me, mate, you don't chip away rust by headbutt ING the wall."
"Saying you got me by the short and hairies with one hand and weakly batting me away with the other telling me fuck off. Tell me sensei, am I making an impression now? By literally beating a corpse? Here's my notes, it says Fuzz is the XWF equivalent of Amy Schumer, only difference is Amy somehow has more charm. "
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019
Look at the stones on this one guys.Listen Noah, you do realize that is the first time you’ve actually mentioned me by name? Color me impressed. Really I am, but alas I must confess that I am indeed rusty in this, but answer me this, if I am so rusty why does it feel like I am tearing you apart word for word? I mean surely you’ve been at this for a very long time and I should be as you say “a corpse”, yet your ego clearly shows your fragility.
Again I stress your one liners are quite good actually, I mean if Amy Schumer was still relevant today. I don’t want you to feel unwanted here, but have you noticed how many people stopped responding once I started? There is a reason for that. Hopefully one day it will get inside your head like a bad song stuck in your head.
“ I should’ve shut up against Fuzzl”
Over and over again until you grab a pencil and jam it into your temple to get the words out of your head.
“ I should’ve shut up against Fuzz!”
Louder and faster. Penetrating your inner most thoughts. Blood dripping down the side of you face, making your face look like a used tampon.
“I should’ve shut up against Fuzz!”
Finally after all the blood starts to coagulate and scab over your face you drift off into the abyss. With your last thought on this planet being.
“I finally shut up.”
And with that no one will remember you. It will be as if you didn’t even exist here. Just like that Stan, as fast as you came in you’ll be gone. While no one will remember you, just know that coming at me, is like bashing your fucking head into a wall.
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019
"The reason why everyone stopped responding is because they're sitting back with their popcorn while we put on a performance better than the Federweight battle royale developmental talent in the pre-show. Look at that, I can be kind gave you a little compliment there as well as saying your name I might as well be tickling your baby dick. Fucking hilarious to think your destroying me, guess that ego of yours is more dense than the walls you built around yourself to protect your fragile self-esteem. You got some ripper lines for an autist I'll give you that much."
"Just telling me to shut up and fuck off isn't proving much, Bruce. Just seems like you want the conversation to end between us but you're so full of yourself you can't bare the thought of defeat and before you claim I'm doing the same thing, I'm not. I haven't told you to shut up and walk away, I'm having a bloody whale of a time getting myself over by playing dance dance revolution on your grave. Saying I won't be remembered when you dip in and out like a fucking Whack-a-mole only briefly showing your zombified remains and your soft yolky cracked egg you call a head to prove in fact that sadly you didn't overdose on estrogen tablets like everyone thought you did. "
"... Fuck me we're talking about food a lot aren't we? I'm starving, fancy grabbing a burger after I drive you to your gynecologist to see about that torn hymen I ripped open? Don't worry, I'll pay, don't want you spending your pension all in one go."
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019
Noah, give all the compliments you want they still mean jack shit. You still haven’t seen what is right before you. Here I’ll let you in on a big secret,
By me showing my face here it has actually given you some relevancy. I mean you may not like me, hell you might actually hate me, but when I’m done here you will bet you ass that you will respect me and what I’ve done for this place that you are so desperately trying to get in. You for once actually made some sense when it comes to people sitting back and watching, yet they aren’t here for your retorts, it’s me they are watching. If you think my ego is bad, just wait until I actually go 100 on your ass. Count yourself lucky that I’m only going half power right now.
And just telling you to shut up and fuck off may not be proving much to you, but what’s its doing is pissing you off isn’t it? Like how can he be so flippant towards me, I’m Noah fucking Jackson. Well I’m about to go all Joe Jackson on your ass and turn you from Noah, to Tito, and finally to Latoya. I don’t want you to think of me as the bad guy in this, I was just trying to show you the error of your ways, and you go all butt hurt and starting calling me a cunt. And that’s fine if I hurt you ego I apologize…….
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019
Nah, not quite finished with this prick yet. See Noah when I say I apologize what I really meant was I don’t want you to hurt yourself trying to come up with something. I don’t want you getting a migraine and passing out from the pain. So just sit back and watch what happens next.
Noah, you think you have some shit to say when honestly it all sounds the same. I pointed out one fact and then you came swinging. Good on ya, but always look before you leap. I want this to be as clear as I can when I say this, you are an inspiration to everyone walking through those doors.
You’ll inspire them to shut up and do something before they talk. This business isn’t about who can scream the loudest, it’s about what you accomplish in the ring, and Noah you’ve don’t literally jack shit.
I want you to be the case on which everyone looks to and says,
“Nope, don’t do that.”
I want you to feel honored that in a very short amount of time, raising your feathers like a peacock before you’ve done anything will be called pulling “A Noah”. People for generations will remember this time as when you failed miserably. You’re not getting under my skin, hell I’ve made my new vacation home in your cerebellum. I think I’m going to pour myself a whiskey on the rocks and watch you flail miserably. And next time you want to slap box, make sure it isn’t with a God.
Oops there’s my ego again, calling myself a god. I mean really get over yourself Fuzz, Jesus. You aren’t a god you’re just a man with an undeniable track record of putting people and shit stains of life in their place.
G'day c*nts! - Unknown - 03-29-2019
You two cocksuckers are as edgy as a carebear flick. I'll hollow out your anal cavities you
bitches
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019
"This cheeky little cunt interrupting a good back and forth with some worthless throwaway line he found in the refuse pile of some other failed fed. Pedo looking bitch getting attention on him because mummy was too busy fucking the postman and daddy hung himself out of sheer embarrassment that this micro penis having prick was produced from his loins. Fuzz, still got time for you baby doll but apparently this cunt wants to lay his head on the chopping block."
"If you're going to play the troll as least play a good one, grow some balls and exit the tab on that incel forum, click away from the random insult generator and maybe just get a conscious thought of you own, you basement dwelling fucktard."
"Tossing in one liners weaker than your fucking gene pool you pond scum wannabe edge lord cunt. Guess what, gay jokes and rape lines went out of fashion when South Park buried them you comedy central watching biiiiiiitch. A chihuahua with its lower jaw removed has more bite than you, cunt."
G'day c*nts! - Shawn Warstein - 03-29-2019
Wow.... Just wow. Here Noah and I were having a lovely conversation and then dip shit McGee decided he needed to put his two cents in. Ok well let’s see what this prick has to say. Hmm it seems like he stuck in the fucking past. It’s 2019 asshole. Calling people
bitches is as passé as saying it to be controversial. You are about as relevant as the shit that you spew from your mouth. You are about as edgy as a fucking spoon. Shut the fuck up, no one likes you. No one want to hear what you have to say. Take your two cents back because no one wants it. Fuck Off, jump off of a bridge, choke yourself to climax. I don’t care just go the fuck away.
G'day c*nts! - Noah Jackson - 03-29-2019
"Too right, Fuzz mate. Gonna be in a bloody bad mood all because of that drongo. Fuzz, you are a right cunt, but a bloody good one. Appreciate you taking your time away from shuffleboard to make your boy more famous."
"Noah Jay out!"