Paul Walker is gingerly walking through the set of Fast and Furious 24. He looks as though he is in agony and for good reason. He eventually reaches his trailer and steps inside. Once inside he sits on the toilet and begins to wince in pain even more than before as he attempts to take a dump out of his stinging arsehole.


He hears his Trailer door open again and the voice of Jordana Brewster can be heard talking to somebody. Who is Jordana talking too? Walker thinks to himself. He then hears Michelle Rodriguez voice. "Hmm, I wonder what they want?"


Walker unable to flush the toilet as it has been broken ever since filming of Fast and Furious 12 awkwardly steps out of the bathroom followed by the smell of freshly laid shit!


"Sorry about the smell ladies."


Jordan Brewster holds her nose as a little bit of sick finds it way up her throat and into her mouth. Michelle Rodriguez also holds her nose as her eyes begin to water.


"Michelle:” Urgh, what have you been eating, it smells like a mixture of shit and cum."


”Oh that would be Dwayne, we just had a game of hide the Strudel. Guess where he hid it."


The girl’s manage to laugh although the taste of the stench in the air makes them gag. Walker gingerly sits on a chair by a small table.


”What did you girls want anyway?"


The girls both laugh as Walker shift awkwardly in his chair. ”This ring sting is unbearable"


"Jordana: "Dwayne sent us over here, he said he left something behind when he was playing find the Strudel with you."


Walker looks confused for a brief moment before he realizes what the girls were telling him and why they were laughing. He quickly yet painfully gets to his feet and hurries into the bathroom. He looks into the toilet at his steaming pile of cum shit and notices the present. Holding his nose he reaches in and pulls out the little baggie that Dwayne had nicely hidden up his rectum ""No wonder that shit hurt so much”


He walks out with the shit covered baggie and shows it to the girls who are still laughing hysterically. Walker opens the baggie and takes out the piece of paper inside. He unfolds it and see’s a piece of hair taped to the corner and a note written in the middle.

Dear Paul, I have had a wonderful time as always and as a present I have enclosed one of Vin Diesel pubic hairs. Love always. Dwayne “Rock’s your world” Johnson.

Walker lets out a slight smile and hands the note over to the girls, who read it.


"Michelle: "Oh that’s sweet but you know you aren’t special sweetheart, Jordana’s had one of Vin’s pubes stuck in her teeth ever since the wrap party for Fast and Furious 11."


Michelle smiles as Jordana opens her mouth to show her teeth off and the curley hair sticking out from between her front teeth"


”Urgh, that’s disgusting, your his sister.”


"Jordana: Only in the film you blonde bimbo."


"Michelle: Man you are thick as fuck."


The girls leave the trailer and Walker feeling slightly confused about the relationships of lthe cast members. “I’m not thick as fuck” he thinks to himself as he begins to iron the new shirt he is wearing.




The Rock Says


"Oh my gosh how freaking exciting my date with Ann Thraxx has come around so quick. It's this weekend coming. Wow-wee.


I bet she is even more excited than I am that our date is first blood, woop woop and with the size of my donkey schlong the blood shouldn't be a problem.


No lube needed, yeah boi.


Donkey Schlong, Donkey Schlong, Donkey Schlong,





Oh yeah Miss Thraxx lets get it on."