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Product Replacement - Ned Kaye - 04-01-2020
The scene fades in on a brother and sister sharing a bland, boring looking cereal together.
"This tastes like nothing," the girl quips.
"It's the Gilbert Peterson of food."
All of a sudden, a phony looking transition flies across the screen, transforming the cereal into Papa Jackson's Canadi-O's!
"Wow!"
"Now it'll be sugar instead of gay!"
Unbeknownst to them, their cereal is zapped by a strange beam. The boy takes a bite.
"It... it tastes like shit."
"What?"
"It tastes like literal shit!"
The boy begins to scream uncontrollably.
"What fresh hell is this!?"
Offscreen, The Nefarious One laughs.