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XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Swift Ion - 06-15-2013
- He’s the Swift motion of Sexy, the Monday Night
Werewolf. Swift Ion is one of WWE’s best
and brightest rising star. The DVD is
packed with a revealing 1-hour documentary,
as well as bonus matches, interviews, XWF: Monday Madness segments, and more. This DVD is set to be released on August 10th, 2013.
- This DVD comes with an exclusive Swift Ion - Too Swift poster
-Features Include:
The Dream Begins
Falls Count Anywhere Match
Swift Ion vs .Alex Troller
XWF Madness April 8th, 2013
Best of the Swift King Himself- Set to be Released
Over The Top Rope Battle Royal Match
Caramel vs. Justin Vipe vs. Rufus P. Waterman vs.
Tommy Wish vs. Christopher Daniels vs. Ari Amaya vs. Michelle Johnson vs. The Masked Warrior vs.
Swift Ion vs. Alex Toller vs. Michael Hall vs. Agony
XWF Madness April 22nd, 2013
Straight from the Palace of Swift- Set to be Released
Tag Team Match
Swift Ion & Rufus P. Waterman
vs.
Alex Richards & Justin Vipe
XWF Madness April 29, 2013
An Unbelievable Talent
3 on 1 Handicapped Match
Alex Shawn & Swift Ion & Johnathyn Davidson
vs.
Crimson Cobra
XWF Madness May 6th, 2013
The Shaolin Master of Movement- Set to be Released
2 on 1 Handicapped Match
Swift Ion & Zayne Vyper
vs.
Intemporaliter Scelestus
XWF Madness May 20th, 2013
Anatomy of the Aerial Attack- Set to be Released
Swift Ion vs. Golden Hawl
XWF Madness June 3rd, 2013
JTC....No Gimmicks....At All
Xtreme Rules Match
Swift Ion vs. Jonathan Thomas Cross
XWF Madness June 10th, 2013
The Journey Continues...- Set to be Released
And Many More...Coming to you...
*Set to be Released- Set to appear as next RP names and released on XWF Madness. These are yet to do, before the DVD comes out*
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 06-28-2013
Luca Arzegotti is found by an XWF camera crew, pacing wildly about his apartment. When asked about the DVD release, he had this to say:
"A best of Swift Ion DVD? That's implying that anything of Ion's could be good in the fucking first place. I mean come on, is it so hard to just title it 'The Moments of Swift Ion that AREN'T as Cringeworthy? Fuck, not even that's appropriate. There isn't a set of words in the English fucking language that could describe a Swift Ion DVD much better than 'You know that guy who got pinned by a table? Some marketing jerkoff thought it would be brilliant to give him a DVD. Fucking special Olympics reject.' Fuck me, and I get PAID in these things! Why did I ask for my raise to be more jalapeños for my nachos?"
The camera crew then pans out to find a huge stack of Swift Ion DVDs, empty containers of nachos, and a mountain of cocaine. He must've gotten his paycheck for the week.
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Crimson Cobra - 06-28-2013
Really looking forward to watching myself on this best of Ion DVD!
| An Unbelievable Talent 3 on 1 Handicapped Match Alex Shawn & Swift Ion & Johnathyn Davidson vs. Crimson Cobra XWF Madness May 6th, 2013 |
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Ursula Areano - 06-28-2013
But most of these matches you got your ass whipped
RE: XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Shawn Steele - 06-29-2013
(06-28-2013, 11:04 PM)Ursula Areano Said:But most of these matches you got your ass whipped
In Swift Ion's defense, that is indeed what he does best.
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Swift Ion - 06-29-2013
Theres no more DVD...
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 06-29-2013
I found back up copies.
DVD is back
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - ChrisLegend - 06-29-2013
good something for my dog to piss on.....
RE: XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Shawn Steele - 06-29-2013
(06-29-2013, 07:35 AM)John Madison Said: I found back up copies.
DVD is back
It's become a collector's item!
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - JTC - 06-29-2013
may I have one? I wont mind watching my win again
RE: XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Shawn Steele - 06-29-2013
(06-29-2013, 03:20 PM)JTC Said: may I have one? I wont mind watching my win again
Seeing as how those are so few and far between...
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 06-29-2013
"The only way this DVD could be considered anything more than a sick Chinese torture method is if there's a ten hour loop of Swifty Swift getting pinned by the Table. That shit was the bomb."
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Andrew Morrison - 06-29-2013
dont worry, a bonus edition will be out soon with me destroying him in 3 Stages of Hell on July 8th...
RE: XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - #MemeQueen Luca Torchwick - 06-29-2013
(06-29-2013, 06:52 PM)Andrew Morrison Said: dont worry, a bonus edition will be out soon with me destroying him in 3 Stages of Hell on July 8th...
"Fuuuuuuuhuuuuuck that! I don't want to see him in one match, let alone the possibility of three! I already get paid in these fucking things, why do you want to make my suffering worse?
Don't make me come after you next, Storm of Irrelevancy. You better wash the stench of Swift Ion off you after that match. Because if we meet next and you smell like that, I can't be held responsible for what I'm going to do to you!"
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Andrew Morrison - 06-29-2013
(smirks) I am far from irrelevant, but I do not blame you for not wanting to watch Ion's matches, most of them are a bore...actually, all of them..but if you find a slaughter amusing, you may want to tune in on the 8th..and the time will come one day when we meet Luca...and dont worry, the stench of Ion in the XWF will be long gone by then...
XWF Exclusive: Swift Ion DVD- A Swift Motion - Tony Santos - 11-17-2013
One of WWE's best and brightest rising star!