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No Jims were harmed in the making of this video - Jim "the Jim" Jimson - 07-10-2020
The scene opens with Jim Jimson sitting in a chair with a bottle of scotch in his hand
Jim Jimson: Why, greeting mere simpletons of the XWF universe I am Jim Ji-
Suddenly a gun is placed to the head of Jim Jimson.
BANG!
Jim Jimson is left in a hole in his head, the camera pans to the hand, then the arm of the man holding the gun. He is wearing a black shirt. The camera pans to his face
It’s Jim Jimson.
Jim Jimson pushes the dead body of Jim Jimson off the chair and takes a seat.
Jim Jimson: Yo! It’s me Jim Jimson. The worlds most gangster man named Jim Jimson and I’m here to say tha-
The Jim Jimson sitting in a chair is hit in the head with a bat, Jim is rolled off the chair by a mysterious man in a dark blouse and left lifeless on the floor. The strange man proceeds to bludgeon the head of Jim Jimson into a pile of mush. The strange man sits down in the chair it is revealed that it is Jim Jimson!
Jim Jimson: Hey, it's the real Jim Jimson here, I've just been killing off the Jimson clones, it's like smurf village here.
Another Jimson walks in behind the Jimson in a chair
Jim Jimson: How do you know that you're the true Jim?
The Jim sitting in the chair looks like he's going to say something
Jim Jimson: uhhhh.... I have to be the real Jimson!
The Jim sitting in the chair then spontaneously combusts.
The remaining Jim sits down in the now empty chair
Jim Jimson: This promo may be a joke, but so is the talent in this match, I may be stupid, ugly, annoying, pathetic, cowardly and most likely
, but! I have... Wait what was I going to say.
Jim Jimson is left confused as the camera fades to black