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Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

I AM THE TABLE, I PINNED YOU! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MATCH AT THE NEXT PAY PER VIEW! YOU, ME, NO TABLES BARRED!

DO YOU GOT THE STONES, PUSSY?


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Seriously, the table is talking? Someone took the time to make an account named "Table". Someone must of like to see me win.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 06-27-2013

Then accept the challenge, shit head.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

WHAT'S THIS SHIT ABOUT AN ACCOUNT? I AM THE TABLE! ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, YOU BIG MOUTHED PUSSY!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Ok, that's the shit that will get you "both" fucked up by me. After, we "supposedly", have a match. I will put your ass through a wood shredder.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

THE TABLE WILL LIVE ON! YOU CAN'T SHRED ME, YOU DON'T HAVE THE SCREWS, YA PURE WOOD PANSY!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Wait, hold up. Why the Fuck am I talking to a Damn Table? But I accept, jackass.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO A TABLE! YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE TABLE! KNOW YOUR ROLE!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Why in the Fuck, are you still talking? Hit me up when I Fly into your shit...Again! Oh wow...where the fuck is John Madison? He says some shit, and leaves like a Pussy???


Let's go, Swift Ion! - JTC - 06-27-2013

"Seriously Really? Swift Ion vs The Table. Lame. We all know who going to win that match and his name is the table"


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

YEAH! THE TABLE NATION GROWS STRONGER WITH EACH PASSING SECOND! SOON WE WILL DEVOUR YOUR CHILDREN, AND RAPE YOUR INTESTINES!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

JTC, what about after I beat Morrison, the week after that, lets have a rematch?


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Andrew Morrison - 06-27-2013

^shame that won't happen, you'll be back on the injury report..besides JTC is a little bit tougher than a table, I don't see you winning a rematch..


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Uhmm, him many matches have you had so far...Andrew? And you think you can beat me...Don't think so. I will win my matches against you both.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Andrew Morrison - 06-27-2013

Not as many and yet I have the same number of wins, and I have a winning record unlike you, so yes, I don't just think I can beat you, I know I can. We will see what happens on the 8th..


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Can't wait to show my new arsenal (smirks) its outstanding.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

I, Woody would like to-

THE TABLE WILL KILL ION BEFORE YOUR MATCH EVEN HAPPENS YOU FOOL! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - Andrew Morrison - 06-27-2013

(06-27-2013, 09:05 PM)Swift Ion Said: Can't wait to show my new arsenal (smirks) its outstanding.

cant wait to see you get your ass kicked anyways (smirks)


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Andrew, lets make a little bet on this match, if you win, I have to be your servant and listen to you. If I win, you have to be my servant and listen to me.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Andrew Morrison - 06-27-2013

^did I not already go through this with you Ion..oh yes I forgot you forget a lot of things..im not in this match for a bet, im in it to kick your ass plain and simple.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

Are you scared that your going to get your ass kicked and listen t me at the same time Andrew?


RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - John_Black - 06-27-2013

(06-27-2013, 09:15 PM)Swift Ion Said: Andrew, lets make a little bet on this match, if you win, I have to be your servant and listen to you. If I win, you have to be my servant and listen to me.


NO MORE SLAVERY AND HAVING TO BE A SERVANT TO ANYBODY...that is all.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

THE TABLE WILL NOT BE IGNORED, YOU FOOLS! I WILL RULE THIS PLANET, BECAUSE ONLY A TABLE WAS MEANT TO RULE OVER MEN!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Andrew Morrison - 06-27-2013

I am not afraid of you Ion but I prefer to just stick to whipping your ass, and besides you would be no use to me if you are in a hospital bed anyhow (smirks)


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-27-2013

I feel you on that one John...Where in the Hell is this Table coming from?


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-27-2013

IT MATTERS NOT WHERE THIS TABLE IS FROM, IT'S WHERE THIS TABLE IS GOING! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm actually from China!

SHUT UP YOU FOOL!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Mr. Radio - 06-28-2013

I don't want live on this planet anymore...


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Sid Feder - 06-28-2013

:3 x Better:
Wait a second here -- table? Ion? Am I understanding this right? Did he really-

-no, no way; nobody's that bad . . . right?




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!



Let's go, Swift Ion! - Swift Ion - 06-28-2013

Yeah, your right. I sadly got pinned by a table...I don't know how, but yeah.


RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - Mr. Radio - 06-28-2013

(06-28-2013, 06:28 PM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(06-28-2013, 04:13 PM)Mr. Radio Said: I don't want live on this planet anymore...



- Hey, you know you can always leave. Take that spaceship of yours and fly it off into the sun. Err, I mean sunset? Yeah, I meant....sunset. You don't need to stick around. Besides, I'm here and the XWF doesn't really need; a generic, knock-off, space man like you around. So just pack those bags, climb into your spaceship and blast off. Oh and if you wouldn't mind....take Alex Shawn with you.

Don't make me laugh! I would never take Alex Shawn with me! You call me a generic, knock off? You may have more things accomplished on this world in this time but I assure you the things I have done in my time are far greater than your pathetic straps. Call me when you have ended two wars and have received multiple medals.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - The Messenger - 06-28-2013

...Mr. Satellite...





...Your Angel of Darkness...





...Is pleased to see that your robot is in working order...





...And back where it belongs...



RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - Mr. Radio - 06-28-2013

(06-28-2013, 08:14 PM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(06-28-2013, 07:45 PM)Mr. Radio Said: Don't make me laugh! I would never take Alex Shawn with me! You call me a generic, knock off? You may have more things accomplished on this world in this time but I assure you the things I have done in my time are far greater than your pathetic straps. Call me when you have ended two wars and have received multiple medals.


- I really don't need to list the things off I've accomplished, to sound better than you. In fact these 'straps' aren't even needed. All I have to do is walk into the same room you're in and it's know. It's like a tidal wave of knowledge, that spans across all realities, planets and even stretches over all of time. I am just better than you. Now, if we pilled what I've done in the 1402 years I've been alive and added on the trinkets I carry in this fed, on top that, well that just buries you several million times over.


Ended wars.


Received medals.


Been there, done that...


Why are we even having this discussion? You should be packing so you can leave! Don't tell me you changed you're mind. Fuck! I was so close to getting rid of you.
Oh satty you really are amusing! Telling yourself that your better than me. Ha!


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Sid Feder - 06-28-2013

:3 x Better:
Mr. Radio? What the fuck is this place coming to? Wasn't the broken down satellite enough?

I want to see you two fight to the death! I'm guessing I'd put my money on-





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-myself dying of mental strain after having to watch you two short bus passengers slap and kick at each other. Book that shit!



Let's go, Swift Ion! - Hunter Payne - 06-30-2013

I knew it existed! But nobody believed me!


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Let's go, Swift Ion! - AlexandraCallaway - 06-30-2013

Oh my god. Satellite and Radio, please team up... its clear to everyone that you two would be perfect partners. Always trying to one up each other.


RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-30-2013

(06-30-2013, 03:24 PM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(06-30-2013, 07:45 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said: Oh my god. Satellite and Radio, please team up... its clear to everyone that you two would be perfect partners. Always trying to one up each other.


- No, that wouldn't be perfect. That would be the epitome of my nightmares, come to life. Plus, we aren't always trying to one up each other. He simply exists and I am better than him by default. There's nothing he can do to change that and all I have to do in order to prove I'm better, is exist. Although, I don't have to prove it. Its a given fact that's universally accepted and known.

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

I apologize for his behavior...

I APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR!


RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - Mr. Radio - 06-30-2013

(06-30-2013, 03:24 PM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(06-30-2013, 07:45 AM)AlexandraCallaway Said: Oh my god. Satellite and Radio, please team up... its clear to everyone that you two would be perfect partners. Always trying to one up each other.


- No, that wouldn't be perfect. That would be the epitome of my nightmares, come to life. Plus, we aren't always trying to one up each other. He simply exists and I am better than him by default. There's nothing he can do to change that and all I have to do in order to prove I'm better, is exist. Although, I don't have to prove it. Its a given fact that's universally accepted and known.

Satellite, just stop trying to tell yourself these kind of lies. You're more well known here on earth but you will never, ever, be better better than me anywhere else. I hate this filthy place anyways. Oh and yeah go and continue your obnoxious ranting, I'm sure every one cares.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - Table - 06-30-2013

...I care...

HE WAS BEING A DOUCHE!

Finally something we can agree on!


RE: Let's go, Swift Ion! - Mr. Radio - 07-01-2013

(06-30-2013, 06:07 PM)Mr. Satellite Said:
(06-30-2013, 04:10 PM)Mr. Radio Said: Satellite, just stop trying to tell yourself these kind of lies. You're more well known here on earth but you will never, ever, be better better than me anywhere else. I hate this filthy place anyways. Oh and yeah go and continue your obnoxious ranting, I'm sure every one cares.


- Every time I walk into this place and I hear you speak, it's like a dagger to my fucking brain!


Mr. Satellite sighs and shakes his head.


- As convincing as your argument is....I think the only one who actually believes your words, is you. The truth is, I will always be better than you.....everywhere. Not just here in the XWF, or on Earth, but anyplace that exists, that you also happen to wander off into. There is no sector of the universe, no period in time and no reality in existence, that fact will ever change. I bet I could walk onto your home planet and get a better recognition, than you do. That's probably why you're really here...your kind sent you away. They got tired of having such a lackluster, sack of shit, walking around and so they stuck you on a ship and sent you off. Cast you off, like tossing garbage away. Who would blame them though? I'd send you off too! In fact I wish I could blast you off the planet right now!


The worst part is, you said you were leaving and yet, you're still here. Why are you still here? Why haven't you left? You know what I'm not doing this anymore. I'm not going to waste another second on you.


Kinwrathi if you're around; take Mr. Radio far, far away.....and shoot him, or at the very least, do something to him that makes it hard for him to return.


Mr. Radio just looks at him and says "I'm not going to waste my time going back and forth with you when...The more popular guy is saying that he's better than me. You can rant all you want but it is not going to make a difference. One more thing, I will damn leave when I want to, you're not going to be the one to tell me when to leave. See ya Satty! I really hope you stay here and keep up with your ranting! It really entertains me!
Radio then proceeds to his car and drives off.


Let's go, Swift Ion! - John Msdison 2.Faggot - 11-21-2014

what happened to your little brother anyway, azrael?