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The Gorilla feels bad about a gaffe and wants to make amends - A Literal Gorilla - 07-27-2025
Solomon Kline is yet again just hanging around backstage someplace, minding his business. A literal Gorilla returns, and Kline puts both hands on his nipples, shaking his head "no".
Ook. Ook ook.
The gorilla reaches out and hands Kline his phone back, having walked off with it absent-mindedly earlier. Kline reaches out and takes it, noticing the screensaver is now a very bizarre selfie of the gorilla, except its a close up of the top left part of the gorilla's face. 347 new photos have been taken that are just odd angles and accidental snap shots taken by the great ape, if not the greatest in the XWF. The gorilla then just sits there, ignoring Kline, and picks its nose. Something catches its attention down the hall, and the gorilla meanders off to do gorilla things.
RE: The Gorilla feels bad about a gaffe and wants to make amends - SolemnIncline - 07-27-2025
Solomon accepts his phone and the gorilla's attempt at an apology. He thinks about asking the gorilla if he wants to go play Donkey Kong Bonanza, but he quickly kicks that idea out of his head. Given his limited knowledge of ASL and the fact that it might be insensitive to assume an ape would love Donkey Kong, he decides against the idea. Instead, he puts out his fist for a dap and the gorilla looks at him, puzzled at first and then returns the fist bump. Solomon immediately regrets the gesture, as his fingers are now in pain. He nods and turns around, walking away with his X-Treme title slung over his shoulder. As he does, he chuckles at what his life has become as of late.