Griffin MacAlister - Printable Version

An empty glass shatters on the concrete floor as John Madison puts down another two shots of whiskey. John has a bad habit of placing his drinks on the floor whenever he finishes them, similar to the way he treats his King of the XWF crown whenever he finishes with it. That same crown which is being passed around among the hundred or so party guests that occupy the War Room. That's all the War Room was for John Madison-- a big party room for him to fuck around in. It wouldn't be until Wednesday morning when Giovanni Ferrari would show up to put an end to the king's festivities. For the time being, the only action taking place in the ring was the fifteen person sex show. Man on woman, woman on woman, man on man, man on dog-- anything your wild imagination can come up with is being performed in the squared circle. Just think about that next time you're laying on the mat, Warfare roster. Don't worry, I think Gio sanitizes the mat once every other month.

There are piles of garbage built up all around the outer parts of the ring. This massive garbage pile leaves the portioned areas of the ringside area indistinguishable. Chairs, beer bottles, and other concession goods are thrown everywhere. Several drunken idiots beat each other over their heads with chairs while a group of even more drunken idiots surround them. When people have to shit and piss, they do it on the ground somewhere and use Peter Gilmour's merchandise to wipe themselves. It's not like that shit sells anyway.

John stumbles around, oblivious to everything going on around him. This was the life of a king; ruling over these helpless, shit covered peasants. John enjoyed his position in the XWF. He could sit from up top and watch the peasants kill each other. He watched numerous XWF superstars beat each other to death in the Wild Card Weekend series only so he could have a sparring match with his right-hand man Luca Arzegotti. He made thirty more superstars rumble with each other in Brooklyn just to have a shot at him, and even then he still gave Peter Gilmour a freebie shot just for fun.

That's all giving Gilmour a title shot was for John; fun. John saw nothing in LJ Havok so he decided to play games. He played Peter Gilmour, he made Peter look foolish by putting him in that King Match. Peter Gilmour, who couldn't win a match to save himself, was placed in the King Match. The same Peter Gilmour who let The Black Circle bully him for being fat, dumb, and marrying a transvestite. There wasn't anything competitive or legitimate about inserting Peter Gilmour into the King Match. John just needed a good laugh.

Why?

Because of Paul Heyman.

That lousy Paul Heyman. He failed me. He failed to provide me with a marginally talented opponent. I told Paul Heyman to give me the toughest opponent that he could find, and his response was LJ Havok

Yes, LJ Havok. The LJ Havok who we're all sure to forget about two weeks from now. That same LJ Havok who's gone from holding a main event spot to doing triple threat matches with "who-the-fuck-cares?"... (Yes, that's Hunter Payne's nickname.) LJ Havok and his Extreme Revolution group was relevant for about ten days. Sure, after the match he attacked me like the coward that he is, but what has he achieved since then? A failed shot at the Tag Team Titles against The Brotherhood and some Mormons? What happened to that controversy that Havok and his buddy Lang promised all of us? Turns out it was all a load of bullshit. LJ Havok and Cam Lang thought they had XWF figured out. They thought that a couple of fluke victories would catapult them into permanent main event status. Yes, I said "fluke victories." That term gets used a lot in this sport, doesn't it? Well, normally it would be just some weak insult to lob at somebody in order to get under their skin, but in this case it is the truth, 100 percent.

You see, I didn't even accuse LJ Havok of earning a fluke victory at the time of his big win. In fact, I congratulated LJ Havok on defeating thirty superstars and I even entertained the idea that he might be the best wrestler to step through the door since John Madison. While I may not have taken Peter Gilmour serious whatsoever, I absolutely did not shrug off LJ Havok. However, as we all saw LJ Havok was in over his head by going into the King Match. He even showed his true colors afterwards when he behaved like a butt-hurt sore loser. Fast forward to today and it's quite obvious that his victory over thirty men was definitely a fluke and nothing like what I accomplished at Gauntlet City. Cherish that victory, LJ. Other than losing to the King in the main event, that Rumble in Brooklyn fluke will probably be the highlight of your career. Did you have fun spending a night or two at the top of the card, LJ? Boy, I can't wait to see how you handle that roided up shitbag, Shawn Steel, and Juan's wetback cousin Hunter Payne. Hey Havok, do you know why Paul Heyman stuck you with those two knuckleheads? I know why-- because they aren't King Match material and neither are you. The sad part about this is that Shawn Steele and Hunter Payne might have at least provided me with a challenge in my last King Match. Shawn Steele ripped a door off of a fucking steel cage, so we know that shithead has an excessive amount of roid rage issues. On the other hand, that dirty beaner, Hunter Payne, probably would have given me a run for my money if the stipulations involved escaping a cage. Paul could have given me a real challenge by putting me in weight lifting contest with Steele, or a cage escape match with Hunter Payne. Are you taking notes, Paul Heyman? Because that's how you properly utilize stipulations to work in someone's favor rather than trying to just fuck me over in every way imaginable. Focus on the strengths of your superstars instead of trying to corner me all of the time!

Paul Heyman doesn't even know his own roster. That's why he just said "fuck it," and invited anyone with a pulse into the Rumble in Brooklyn. That shit was just a random mess which is why there was a-- now confirmed--fluke victory involved.

If the disastrous outcome of that Rumble cannot be pinned on the fact that there was a fluke victory involved, then it can only be an issue with Paul Heyman and his poor management skills. Take a look at the participants that Paul rounded up for that "Rumble."

Peter Gilmour-- Fat and lazy.
Bane Williams-- A nobody.
John Samuels-- A has-been.
Shawn Hero-- I don't even know who this guy is.

What a joke. I think Juan Madison and The Table were the only participants in that match who were worth watching out for.

I'm declaring a new stipulation (since Paul Heyman loves stipulations...) for all future King Matches. That stipulation is that Paul Heyman is not allowed to book them anymore. I mean, clearly it works because look at how well the next King Match turned out. It appears as though the incompetent General Manger problem has been solved! At least I can see Griffin MacAlister and Tony Santos getting a couple of near falls. At least Griffin MacAlister isn't Peter Gilmour. At least Tony Santos isn't LJ Havok.

I'm glad Giovanni Ferrari was given a chance to find me a proper opponent because at least Gio:

A) Doesn't tack on a bunch of stupid stipulations just to try and "get me."

B) Doesn't feed me worthless opponents.

C) Isn't a fat, bald Hebrew.

That's right; no stipulations. For once, Paul Heyman cannot put his bias twist on my match. Outside interference is allowed and will be provided by myself. If my opponent don't like it then tough shit. Either make some allies or learn how to overcome the odds.

No worthless opponents. Well, for the most part anyway. When I see Tony Santos I think, "well, at least it's not LJ Havok," and when I see Griffin I think, "well, at least it's not Peter Gilmour." So congratulations, guys. The two of you are not LJ Havok and Peter Gilmour so that's a step in the right direction. Do I think that we can do better? Yes, but unfortunately, Luca Arzegotti is tied up with an injury at the moment. Don't worry though-- Luca/Madison II will happen. But for now I'm stuck with these two.

First there's that son of a bitch Griffin MacAlister; Sebastian Duke's last resort when he couldn't fill enough seats in The Brotherhood. What have these two been up to lately? Well, Duke claims to have a vendetta against me even though he hasn't done shit about anything. What's with your brother Duke, Griffin? I hit the guy in the face with a shovel, cost him the United States Title, and buried him, and all he can come back with is beating Mystica and Elisha for the Tag Team Titles? Of course, because if Duke can't take down number one, then he has no choice but go go after numbers four and five. Duke can't even touch Luca or Eli, what makes him think he can take numero uno? Furthermore: Duke lost to a thousand year old alien; I trained a rookie from Mexico who beat E.T. just last week at Night of Sacrifice. If Duke can't even beat someone who my rookie beat in his third match ever, what makes him think that he can beat me?

My point is: Your leader is fucking trash, Griffin.

Sebastian Duke has that big ol' compound full of devoted followers, yet he can't even string together a decent group of wrestlers to make up a stable. People, including you Griffin, give Eli James IV a lot of shit about the things he does outside the ring, but don't even bat an eye at Sebastian Duke's bullshit. Eli James has all of these devoted followers who hang onto his every word, so you want to label him as a cult leader. You call him a cult leader, Griffin, yet there you are at Duke's compound with all of the other "brothers" drinking Duke's ~~Kool-Aid~~ shit. But oh wait, some M. Night fuckhead decided to make a movie ten years ago based on Eli James IV's life so you decide to rip Eli apart. What are you gonna do next, Griffin-- are you going to go around accusing everyone in the XWF locker room of ripping off the movie The Wrestler?

By the way, what exactly is Duke up to these days, Griffin? Oh wait, you're probably not at liberty to discuss your big, gay Angel's plans. Whatever, I couldn't care less about what Duke has planned anyway. Chances are, it's a shitty plan that won't work. I imagine that it might be a plan that involves him playing a part in our match on Monday. If so, tell that big pussy to bring it. I like that shit; I like when people try to take me out because then I get to make them look foolish in front of millions of people. Is that what Duke wants, Griffin? I'm asking you because I have hard time figuring out what that big idiot's mission is when it comes to me. Is doing nothing his way of "throwing me off?" He comes out every other month to threaten me but he never follows through with anything. Check out his latest threat:

Quote:"John, I... I can't help but feel like.... we're drifting apart...

"That should change...

"Real soon...

"I'll be seeing you."

Wow, Duke. If you're doing a dramatic pause after every sentence then you must be super serious.

What do you think, Griffin? Is he super-super serious this time?

How convenient that he sends out this message as we're only days away from the King Match. A match which you are involved in, Griffin. I'm sure Duke will try to pull something, I'd be disappointed if he didn't. You'd think that for being a big, pissed off bastard, he would do something other than run his mouth about me. Other than that, the only thing that Duke has done is build up another wobbly stable to run around with. It seems as though that building this new super group is Duke's big plan of getting back at me. For some reason, he thinks he can just stack a big mound of shit in front of me like I'm not smart enough to walk around it. A mound of shit that contains turds like Nightmare and Paradoxica. Why Duke? Why do you think that creating the world's shittiest stable is going to stop me? Your group has no muscle. Even with Peter Gilmour out of the picture, it's still a soft, flabby stable. Nightmare might as well be Peter Gilmour in a mask. Paradoxica-- I don't even know-- what is he doing these days besides losing to Cam Lang?

You kicked out Peter Gilmour which looking back now might have been a horrible decision given your other options. It's pretty sad how Peter Gilmour is outperforming half of your group at the moment. Duke, you even volunteered to rejoin Peter Gilmour to defend the Trio Titles. Yes, that's how bad The Brotherhood has gotten. Duke doesn't even want to put his own members to use. He doesn't give a shit about Griffin, Paradoxica, or Nightmare because he knows they're worthless.

Quote:While our relationship may be dissolved, I'm inclined to stand by my words to him the night he was..... let go.... to offer the services of the Brotherhood to help Peter Gilmour keep his claim on the Trio Titles...

In short: The Brotherhood is incapable of capturing the Trio Titles without Peter Gilmour.

Griffin, why do you think your leader kicked Peter Gilmour out of The Brotherhood in the first place? As you can tell by Duke's proposition to Peter, it had nothing to do with your irrelevant opinion of him. The reason Duke kicked Peter Gilmour out of The Brotherhood was because of me.

Yes, because of me.

Why so?

I'm glad you asked, Griffin.

Because Duke looks up to me. He's like some unwanted little brother of mine. I kicked him out of The Black Circle, so what does Duke turn around and do?

Go after the man who stabbed him in the back? Nope.

He goes home sobbing, throws on an even heavier amount of eyeliner, and begins writing in his diary about me. He spends weeks writing about how much he hates me only to discover that he's actually in love with me. In fact, he's so in love with me that he wants to model his career after me.

So he starts sending out all these messages in order to try and impress me in the weeks leading to his return. He wants to show me how tough he is despite all the hell I put him through. He's like fucking Taylor Swift writing his shitty little breakup songs about me.

Look at how obsessed he was with me after I "broke up" with him:

A list of all the breakup songs that Sebastian Swift made for me.

If only Duke put that much effort into his Brotherhood. Instead, he just tries to be exactly like me.

You know what Duklor Swift did first? He recruited Peter Gilmour only to stab him in the back weeks later. He then recruited new members for his Brotherhood. Hmm, sounds like the time I bashed him in the face with a shovel and then recruited The Congregation a couple of weeks later.

Griffin, The Brotherhood that you're in is a hoax.

Duke is just copying what he learned from his idol. He only recruited you and did all of those things to Peter Gilmour in order to impress me. Duke experienced first hand how awesome it was to getting betrayed by John Madison and he wanted to copy it because he's the biggest John Madison fan walking the face of the earth. Your leader looks up to me, Griffin. He's a bitter, angry ex-girlfriend who's still in love with John Madison. I've basically given him the ability to go off and form his own little John Madison fan club. Are you having fun, Griffin? Do you like having Duke drag you along on his little fan boy adventures? He might call you Griffin MacAlister, but I'm certain that deep down he's thinking Luca Arzegotti.

That's why Duke hasn't bothered stepping up to face me for the crown. He cannot fathom the idea of losing to his hero. If he cannot win the crown in order to finally become "John Madison" then what is the point in him challenging me? Nah, Duke will just keep procrastinating the day where he finally steps up and has to live with the fact that he isn't as good as me. He'll try everything that he can in order to stall the day that he has to get buried again by John Madison.

That is why he opted out of War Games and pretended that Angelus wanted to draft you all along, Griffin. He probably didn't expect you to win the match so now, suddenly, he's interested in the King Match. Hmm. The last time Duke was interested in someone else's match it involved him going out to the ring and handing Peter Gilmour his ass. Keep in mind that this was only a couple of weeks after Peter Gilmour lost the King Match. My point is, what makes you think that Sebastian Duke won't do the same to you, Griffin? Let's cut to the chase; we both know that you aren't winning the crown on Monday night. Good, now that that's out of the way, it's time for you to realize that you're falling into the same trap as Peter Gilmour. Griffin, what it boils down to is this: If you aren't good enough to take the crown off of John Madison, then Duke doesn't want you in The Brotherhood.

Griffin, you are not good enough to take the crown from me, therefore you do not belong in Duke's Brotherhood. So then you might ask "why does Duke need someone else to take the crown from John Madison?"

Well, I just answered that question a couple of minutes ago. Duke can't take the crown himself; he's incapable. So he has to hire someone else to do it. Otherwise, he would have tried to himself already instead of letting two Brotherhood members take a stab at it. Unfortunately, the only stabbing that will take place will be from Duke when he places that knife into your back, Griffin MacAlister.

Some leader you have there, Griffin. If I were you, I wouldn't even go through with the match. Just for the record, I won't look down on you if you choose not to show up. In fact, I'll commend you for not showing because you'll have stepped up to Duke and shown him that you're not gonna put up with his teenage girl, John Madison fantasy drama. I'll even offer you a spot in The Black Circle like I did with Gilmour. All you have to do is kneel down and declare me as the one and only true King of the XWF.

I'll treat you way better than Duke ever did. Look at how well Eli James IV and Luca Arzegotti are doing. And just for the record, it was never my idea to bring Sebastian Duke into The Black Circle. That shit falls on Shane

so technically I never even betrayed Duke, I just uninvited him to the party. But now, thanks to

, I've got six foot-six inch woman on my ass.

Just kneel down, Griffin. Or go smoke a blunt-- I couldn't care less.

I'll continue later.