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Tommy Wish · (07-04-2025)

Sometimes, i don’t wish to have a birthday, sometimes i wished that i was dead. There’s a piece of me that has died that night, that night of not getting the Anarchy tag straps. A part of me, or the part of the thugs are dead. Sometimes, we pass away not knowing what to expect. What i don’t expect to have the smile on my face, because for every time we blow out the candles, we inhale the smoke that lingers in your lungs, then poof…. Second hand smoke like a motherfucker, maybe thats why i get asthmatic when i smell smoke.

I always had my inhaler with me, even as a child all until i turned 30, but i still keep my shit as a way to remember the past, even if it hurts to think about it. As a child, i always had this fascinations with tables, and people getting put through them for a reason, i remember when i was 10 years old; i saw some bootleg wrestling show here in Dallas 6:05p Friday night channel eleven of a man being put through a table, and then on it got me thinking about doing that type of shit. Then moving forward, watching some tapes in my apartment late at night with the Dudley Boyz pretty much moved my fandom for the X-Treme to the highest point.

Maybe, my birthday wish is having a Tables match. Maybe, as an added treat, the loser has to be put through a flaming table. If I wanted to be even more fucked up, let be a double stacked flaming table where, someone has to feel the double burns on they skins. Feel the flesh screaming in agony, as the flames quickly displaces away from the fans of Mall of America. I know Jimmy anit gonna like that stip, due to the whole fire code and fines that will take place if someone or something is lit on fire. Jimmy, consider that to be a way of me showing you the upmost non respectful way of saying, “i dont care about the rules and regs, let me do my thing” within my own fucked mindspace.

So Jimmy, my birthday wish is a….

FLAMING TABLES MATCH!

I want to have someone’s flesh burn, and i wanted to let the people in Mall of America to know how fucked up can i be, but it’s already been told since 2013. It’s been told since i had many reigns as the x-treme champion, and i basically want the world to know that yeah, im pissed off at the fact that we couldn’t get the tag titles off Bastards, we aren’t being represented and overall we are just ready to cause a fucking riot as we stomp onto the streets of Anarchy.

Solomon Kline, i know you don’t know me, and i don’t know much about you. But, what i do know is that you are going to be one to get that wish fulfilled, as i burn that table up and put you through it, and make you squirm within your own blood and pain, because i don’t want you to walk out of Mall of America as a normal, functional man. I want pain, i want there to be blood, and i want there to be sense of danger as we walk into those ropes. Thats my own birthday wish i’d want to happen, and even if i don’t get that wish to burn your body through a table, i still will have my cake and eat until i give myself a diabetic shock. Fuck, maybe i’d give Dolly Waters my left over cake of blood as a peace offering with a side a burnt splitters as a fork to use it.

Maybe, im just going insane, maybe my sanity has gone off the deep end into hell. Thats where my mind dwells within, and nothing can stop it. So Solomon, maybe you will get your wish as well, and it wouldn’t be as bad as yours. You can wish for whatever your heart desires, the sky is the limit as Biggie told me in 1997. As you look up for your cake, just remember that your own head will be on it, as i blow it out with the flames. This isn’t a match for the faint of heart, this is match that will make the fans of Mall of America pay to see this shit, even if the gate is free.

So my friends, in the mall of America, its going to be bloody, its going to be X-Treme….its going to bring the bodies to the floor like if its 2001 again, maybe i will make the kids and the non wrestling fans want to come to that ring, and get invovled with the carnage, I want it to feel like its our own ECW anything goes policy, who knows i might bring Solomon to auntie Annies and stuff his face full of pretzels, or take him to hot topic and shove some sex toys up his ass, then have the fans bring his body back to the ring as if he’s a sacrifice to the corporate overlords who expect them to shell out money like zombies, all while i light that table on fire and put his body through it.

My wish is this Jimmy…. Flaming tables match… in the words of great Dax....

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