Trax is walking down a hall, but then ALL OF A SUDDEN HE GETS RUN THE FUCK OVER BY CAPTAIN AYY-HAB'S PIRATE SHIP!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Captain Ayy-Hab climbs out of the ship and pulls Trax's body out from underneath the ship, before pinning him right there where he lay.

TREASURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!

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Trax kicks out!


Trax gets to his feet and snatches the sword from Captain Ayy-Hab's belt holster before he can even react. He then slashes The Captains belt buckle off in one quick motion and The Captains trousers falls to his knees! He curses and goes to run away but trips over his own feet and lands falls forward and flies head first into the base of his ship and his head smashes straight through the wooden base! The Captain goes limp, his head in the ship in the same manner an Ostrich sticks its head in the ground. Trax then pulls the Captains SpongeBob Squarepants underwear to his knees and shoves the sword handle first up the Captains ass! The Captain can be heard squealing in pain as Trax smirks and walks off whistling sea shanties.

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XWF Career accomplishments/Highlights:

One Time XWF Universal Champion
Two Time X-Treme Champion
One Time Intercontinental Champion
One Time World Tag Team Champion
XWF All Time Top 50 inductee
One Time 24/7 Briefcase Holder
Intercontinental Royal Rumble Winner
Captained the winning team "Team Dominance" at War Games '15
Lethal Lottery IV Finalist
July 2015 Superstar Of The Month
March 2017 Superstar Of The Month
October 2016 Promo Of The Month "Changes"

Wow, Maverick wants it too? Didn't he get the memo that he's already scheduled to get his face torn open tomorrow night anyway? Guess he just wanted to make sure I didn't forget him like so many others probably have done.