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Administration Network Worker Health Announcement
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Morgan Eldred Offline
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#1
11-18-2013, 06:12 AM

It has come to the Network's attention that there has been an outbreak of pubic lice reported in both Madness and Warfare locker-rooms. While there has been no official epicenter of the outbreak declared, the Administration shall not point fingers. Workers unaffected by the outbreak are advised to thoroughly wash all items of clothing in very hot water to kill any nits and eggs that may have been picked up.

Those affected by the outbreak are asked to please consult an Administration Network-approved medical technician, and to advise any sexual partners, past and present, to do the same.

The Network cares for its workers, and shall seek an end to this outbreak as soon as possible.
The Administration Network's Monday Madness Representative


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#2
11-18-2013, 07:43 AM

"That is disgusting. Glad I just had my latest pregnancy check up. So I know I am clean. I think its time for some mongrels to have their flea dip."

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#3
11-18-2013, 07:55 AM

Calm down, everyone. The lice are more afraid of you than you are of waggle bagga.

Look at the bright side... Be thankful it's not pubic mice.
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#4
11-18-2013, 09:13 AM

It's probably Steve Davids. Lets be honest, it looks like he hasn't bathed in years.

I know you all think its me but let me put your minds at ease, I take care of my beard and hair daily.

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#5
11-18-2013, 10:31 AM

im clean as a whistle and so is my fiance..
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#6
11-18-2013, 10:42 AM

Well that's... something. I'd better go shower wih my clothes on, seeing how I've been LIVING in the bloody Warfare locker room.

It definitely was not me though. I don't let hair lice get away with living, let alone pubic lice!
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#7
11-18-2013, 11:17 AM

I don't think I have any pubic lice.... I'd say they're from LJ's beard. You know LJ's beard is the perfect hangout for pubic lice.
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#8
11-18-2013, 11:33 AM

(11-18-2013, 11:17 AM)Ann Thraxx Said: I don't think I have any pubic lice.... I'd say they're from LJ's beard. You know LJ's beard is the perfect hangout for pubic lice.

Agreed.

You've got some splainin' to do, LJ.
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#9
11-18-2013, 11:42 AM

I groom myself thoroughly..soo as I said it's not me. All signs point to a former crack-whore such as, Ann. Now she's straight-edge. Them people have problems with grooming as well.

And there is a high chance that this filth is just lingering from when Joy Giovanni was around. Just some food for thought I guess.

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#10
11-18-2013, 11:49 AM

(11-18-2013, 11:42 AM)ljTheSavior Said: All signs point to a former crack-whore such as, Ann.

Now that you mention it... wow, I guess that does make sense. I guess Ann's the one with some splainin' to do.

Well, Ann? On behalf of everyone in the back... What the fuck!
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#11
11-18-2013, 11:50 AM

Go shove an apple corer up your potato, Shane. Ya fuckin' lunatic.
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#12
11-18-2013, 11:51 AM

Done.
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