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Theo Pryce · **10-07-2014, 03:42 PM**

Open tryouts will begin starting this Warfare for the next official Black Circle Bag Man. To enter the contest all you need to do is submit a recording to air on Warfare of your skills as a bag man. This is an extremely important position, one that we in the Black Circle do not take lightly. Previous bagmen include XWF great Luca Arzegotti. Do you want to be the next Luca? Or at least, the next, next best thing to Luca Arzegotti? Submit your tape and maybe we will pick you.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-07-2014, 06:48 PM**

why not just pick a real member who is strong and has talent.. *points to himself*

Theo Pryce · **10-08-2014, 03:30 AM**

The Black Circle is an equal opportunity employer. Minus the fact that we don't pay but equal opportunity nonetheless. We don't just hand pick members of the XWF to be our bagman. We want everyone to have a shot at the job if they want it. If you want the job Pete just submit a tape of you lifting some bags. Shouldn't be too hard, a big brute like yourself. I bet you could carry a dozen bags without breaking a sweat.

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-08-2014, 05:10 AM**

I'm no a bagman. I'm an enforcer

Theo Pryce · **10-08-2014, 05:18 AM**

Then why are you wasting my time? We are looking for a bagman. Not an enforcer. We don't need an enforcer.

**Vincent Lane** · **10-08-2014, 06:30 AM**

I heard through the grapevine that Frodo was a big Pearl Jam fan. Since he loves you so much, Theo, I figured I'd put this super appropriate song here, dude.

**Vincent Lane** · **10-08-2014, 07:04 AM**

Cool song though, right?

Hell yeah it is.

Mastermind · **10-08-2014, 02:48 PM**

What happened to your last bag man?

Scully · **10-08-2014, 02:54 PM**

I'd like to nominate someone, Theodore.......
His name is Theodore Pryce!
Yeah that's right, Carry your own bags, you lazy cunt!

Theo Pryce · **10-08-2014, 03:01 PM**

I've carried matches. I've carried titles. I've carried careers. Speaking of carrying, way to carry your team to victory on Madness. Oh wait...lost to a bunch of AARP mainstays. Way to go. Now shut the fuck up and go sit at the kids table where you belong.

Scully · **10-08-2014, 03:08 PM**

What have you done since you've come back?
Let me answer that for you... Jack shit.
Theodore, you we're named after a chipmunk for god sake, and not even the main one, otherwise you'd be called Alvin. How do you expect anyone to take you seriously?

Theo Pryce · **10-08-2014, 03:18 PM**

What have I done since I've been back? Gee I don't know, reform the greatest stable in XWF history, hold open tryouts for the Black Circle's new bag man and a few other things. In the span of a week mind you. Not like I've been back for months and just dicked off you stupid cunt.

As for my name...the Chipmunks? That's what you want to go with? Mike? You have one of the most common names on Earth and you want to break my balls about names. Might as well just call you Sally Sue or No Balls Billy. Go back across the pond you Geisha bitch boy.

And why are you all up on my nuts anyway? For someone who according to you has done fuck all since he's been back you sure have by dick riding me like a $5 street walker.

**10-08-2014, 03:42 PM**

Theodore, not to insult you here. But it does appear that out of the two applicants you've received, I am the most talented. Does it not?

LH Harrison · **10-08-2014, 05:37 PM**

Azrael! How'd I do?

Reggie Estrada · **10-08-2014, 05:58 PM**

I'd almost attempted Car Homicide to Knight, shot up LH's office with an AK, and wanting to work with group. If nobody has any balls to do this, Theo and Black Cricle, let broach this plan. I'm interested in being this "bag boy"

LH Harrison · **10-08-2014, 06:08 PM**

LH Harrison begins turning blue in the face. A solitary tear rolls down the cheek of The Inspirational One.

Hot Todd · **10-08-2014, 06:11 PM**

T: "Erm, nah, I'm good. Thanks for the offer though."

**10-08-2014, 06:23 PM**

(10-08-2014, 05:30 PM)Azrael Erebus Said: "That's really not an accomplishment to be bragging about there Pest. I mean, winning the special olympics might be seen as a victory but in the end, you're still a . And you're definitely just as qualified as one too. Keep dreaming Pest, you'll never be a part of The Black Circle. You have a better chance of Ricky Desmond returning and bringing you aboard for another failed Connection run."

You really are a slow one, aren't you? I specifically said I did not want to be in your little team. I specifically said I did that little exhibition just to prove I'm better than the candidates you've received, but would be turning you down.

LH Harrison · **10-08-2014, 06:34 PM**

LH Harrison continues holding his breath as his face now turns to a deep shade of violet. Several tears are forming now.

Gator · **10-08-2014, 06:40 PM**

*Gator latches the shock collar and slaps Todd upside the head*

"Az, I like you, and I don't want to make you sad. But right now I'm too busy for carrying bags, sorry. But, I think I've persuaded Todd to carry some bags for you on the weekend. Isn't that right Todd?"

*Todd nods*

"See, everything is fine! And Harrison, please breathe. I think I lost Socrates the same way."

Hot Todd · **10-08-2014, 06:42 PM**

T: "Azrael, I'm really sorry I disappointed you. Please take me back..."

*Gator shocks Todd for shits and giggles*

LH Harrison · **10-08-2014, 06:44 PM**

LH begins breathing and sputtering. He takes some deep breathes.

Th... thanks Gator.

Hot Todd · **10-08-2014, 07:09 PM**

*Sniffs Azrael's cinnamon goodness*

T: "Why can't I quit you?"

**10-08-2014, 07:09 PM**

The video submission that Theodore requested. Or are you not even up on how Theo requested applications? Is that how things work for the black circle? Madison and Luca keep you around just to laugh at you and your stupidity. Is it funny for them when poor little Azrael fails to understand basic human things, like paying attention?

LH Harrison · **10-08-2014, 07:28 PM**

So I did good, Azrael?

Gator · **10-08-2014, 07:35 PM**

*Gator watches Azrael shake Todd vigorously and pulls out his phone*

"Hey, since we have to show video footage or whatever of how good someone can carry bags. Take a look at these small clips Az, none of them involve Todd holding bags but it's the closest thing I got."

"Here is Todd holding arcade sticks next to a black man."

T: "Hey, that's my best friend Will from Canada! How did you get that?"

"Sssh Todd, I'm talking to Azrael. Here's Todd dodging stuff, I got drunk and yeah, but dodging objects that's like carrying bags right?"

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*Gator puts the phone away*

"See, he's ... Useful."

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