**XWF Fan talks about Swift Ion**



The XWF has a lot of talent in its lower card and a host of superstars in between. That said, if the XWF were to be missing out on one potential gold mine of a superstar, it would have to be the
man affectionately dubbed the "Cape Town
Werewolf,"Swift Ion.

Originally known on Madness, Ion would have his
career take a major shift.

Ion, he's been on his own, exciting the crowds on
Superstars and the like, withVoccasional appearances on Madness.

However, XWF is sorely mishandling the
career of this talented individual.
XWF has a lot of superstars on its roster;
however, few of the superstars in the current
midcard are able to excite like Swift Ion.

Every time he steps into the ring, he's put on
a show and left it all out in the ring.
From his beautiful Springboard Moonsault, his
impressive arsenal of kicks, his surprisingly
solid technical game and of course his ability
to fly through the air "with the greatest of
ease" and connect with a picture-perfect 450
Splash, Ion has what it takes to go in that
ring night-in and night-out and give the fans
more than their money's worth.

A issue, though one I see being phased
out more and more, is the lack of height
Ion has. At around 6'1", he isn't the
tallest guy on the roster, but I wouldn't call
him a small man either. So, for where we see
Ion (in the midcard, competing for the
Tag Team, Trio Team, US titles mainly), We'd say he wouldn't need to be all that tall really.

And aside from that, we think his look is still pretty good and will allow him to connect more with the fans as a face.cThe midcard could also use an injection of some new sights, and I think Ion is just
the man for the job with a unique
combination of high-flying and technical
ability.

Combine that with the potential output
of charisma we the fans see in Ion, and you've got
something special on your hands. And that
could lead to plenty of potential showdowns
in the midcard with heels like JTC, Texas Tornado, and Shawn Steele, just to name a few.

A big issue with the current XWF is its need
for faces that people can get behind. Very few
of those exist, and it's always "he should turn
heel," or "he'd be better as a heel."

Simply put, it's very easy to be a heel. Faces
are needed right now, not heels, and Swift Ion makes a good face. And with that, there are possibilities for advancement and even better possible tag teams with guys.

A lot of guys in the lower-card deserve a
push. However, I do feel that the most
deserving of these men/women is Swift Ion. If for no other reason than the simple fact it's good for business.

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what the fuck

perhaps instead of running your mouth and self-promoting what the XWF "should" do, perhaps you should put your money where your mouth is and do something about it..

I'll give you a push....right off a cliff.

Start winning matches and maybe you'll get the big push you want.

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^I challenged him to a match...but as usual, Swift is proving to be more bark than bite as usual, he can get away with his little tricks and flips in multi-man matches, but I guess he'd rather whine about not getting a push and run his mouth than step into a cell one-on-one with me..guess I cant blame him, he wants to keep whats left of his head...

"dude if you cant even beat a guy who been on a losing streak, what makes you think you can hang with the tougher boys. Every time I turn around I see a Swift Ion something. I tired of hearing your name everywhere. Bad enough I have to hear Andrew Morrison name everywhere. I bet any money if you and me would go one on one again the same outcome will happen. JTC picks up another win over Swift Ion. Go train over and over and maybe you can get out of your stump. But untill then give me a break."

Ion, JTC, Morrison....The Three Amigos....Maybe all three of you guys should team up for those Trios Belts against Soldier, Peter, AND Mystery.

I'd book it myself...but i have no GM expertness though.

Swift didn't you get pinned by a commentary table?

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Luca walks in through the front door of the building where everyone gathered to bash Swift Ion.

"Who's this Swift Ion guy, and why's he getting so much buzz? Especially negative buzz, does he look like a bitch?"

A picture of Swift Ion appears in Luca's hand.

"Yes he does. Carry on fucking him like he's one."

Luca then exits through the front door, because this narrator is too lazy to find an alternate exit.

Ha a bloody table, what are you, an imbecile?

All you guys that like to talk shit, lets have a battle royal or all you guys go in a gauntlet with me on Madness? Your guys call.

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"Won't hurt to pick up anorher win on your stupid ass. I'm in for a gauntlet"

JTC, your stupid ass won because of Texas, and you damn well know you can't beat me straight up. And isn't my record better than yours?

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Sorry pal some of us have a pay-per-view to compete in... I will happily fight you the week after though. How hard can it be to beat a guy who gets pinned by a commentary table.

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Oh and out of all of the above... Luca and Madison are the only men worth fighting... Maybe the rest of you can team up in a handicap match against me.... Hahahaha.

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I heard a rumor, that table is now enshrined in the XWF Hall of Fame.

Who the fuck loses to a table?

(06-25-2013, 04:19 PM)Sean Falcon Said: I heard a rumor, that table is now enshrined in the XWF Hall of Fame.

Who the fuck loses to a table?

Luca walks back in through the front door.

"Apparently, Swift Ion loses to a table. It's not like that's a huge surprise in all honesty."

Luca leans against a wall, not leaving yet.

Swift Ion loses to a table

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If I was a nice guy, I'd donate some of my fortune to buy the kid some talent.

But, I'm not a nice guy.

I could've won that match, the damn ref had a bad call on that. I could've at least got back in the ring and won. If your available and ready to get hit with a 450, give me a match, any type of match.

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I would sure as hell like to bury you alive

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After Morrison goes to Hell, Ill bury you 6 feet deep with him, as well Steve

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That's about as likely as your 'big push'

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"And not a single fuck has been given this day. Except by that Ion guy, but he got pinned by a table so who cares about his fucks?"

(06-25-2013, 04:48 PM)Luca Arzegotti Said: "And not a single fuck has been given this day. Except by that Ion guy, but he got pinned by a table so who cares about his fucks?"

You wanna know who? Swift Ion cares about his fucks. Swift Ion and all his fan.

"What fan?"

Luca then extends his hand to Sean Falcon for a high five.

I just ow noticed that all you guys are Heel and are ready to lose a match and be taken to the hospital.

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I give a fuck, a fuck that I don't get a chance to see a table pin Swift Ion again.

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(06-25-2013, 04:53 PM)Luca Arzegotti Said: "What fan?"

Luca then extends his hand to Sean Falcon for a high five.

*High Fives Luca*

He's his only fan.

I bet I could beat a table.

This table seems pretty tough

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Watch Madness in two weeks where me and Morrison in a 3 Stages of Xtreme Match. Second stage is a tables. Now lets see what happens.

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(06-25-2013, 03:26 PM)Swift Ion Said: JTC, your stupid ass won because of Texas, and you damn well know you can't beat me straight up. And isn't my record better than yours?

Must I remind you AGAIN, or do you still have post-concussion syndrome?

You had ALREADY got your ass kicked by JTC before I attacked him. The match was OVER. YOU LOST already to Cross straight up. He didn't need my help to whip your ass. Then again, neither did a table. How about instead of blaming me or Cross for your failures, look in the mirror...oh wait you already are watching yourself on your DVD that no one has bought....

As for the 3 Stages match Ion, you are just preparing yourself for 3 times the failure boy, and the only one who will be heading to the hospital is you..you should be used to that place by now...as for "sending me to Hell"..I am used to hell, in fact, I believe I was the one who proposed the Hell in a Cell match..I guess as usual, you forgot this little detail.

Perhaps, in two weeks, I will beat some sense into you...

"Dude, Stop you god damn whinning, for fucks sakes get over it, you got beat by a table at least I got beat by actual living things... Well all but Morrison he is something different, i dont even think he is alive. And as far as me beating you, Just like Morrison said I beat you way before Texas ever was out there so stupid claiming I cheated. Every damn face whines about shit. Damn dude I'm on a losing streak and you don't see me always bitching and moaning about it. No I get back up and train harder and one of these days I will blow past you and the other jokes as I go back to greatness. It been awhile since I face actual real great talent. But hey what do I know huh? Just been doing this for ten years and havn't learn a thing right? I'm just a dumb heel? Oh please Ion. We all know being a heel is more fun. I tried the whole being a face crap. Got me no where! I look out for myself and do what I want. I vote we all shut Swift Ion up for good because quiet frankly I'm tired of hearing his whinning."