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#1
11-13-2013, 06:10 PM

A video has been published on XWF's official website.

Paul Heyman is standing in front of a camera sweating a little bit.


Paul Heyman
"Ladies and gentlemen of the X.. Double You.. F.. I have been the general manager of Monday Night Madness for a while now. I have done everything I was asked to do when I signed up for this company. I have grown sick and tired of the treason I've come to now call normal because who runs this place. I am a creative genius. I took ECW to heights no one could have dreamed or fathomed. What is cheered at a multi-million dollar company? E.. C.. W. I didn't have daddy's wallet or came about an already successful company. I didn't have Ted Turner's endless bank account thrown at me to do what I needed to do to become successful. But there I was. Was WCW or WWF ever chanted at an EC-Double You event? No. Was EC-Double You chanted at a WCW and WWF event? Yes. Why? Because I am a genius. I am Paul Heyman.

I took wrestling to a different level. I brought in talent who knew how to wrestle in the ring and I brought in talent who knew how to take it to the extreme.

Here I am in the X-Double You-F many years later to try and help a company succeed. I sign talent, I help groom talent, I help motivate. What happens? The president and the.. "Network".. want to tie my hands behind my back and want me to be a 'yes man'. Shane and his Network want me to sit in a office and keep quiet. They want me to do all the paperwork and keep me away so they bring in someone else to try and 'fix things'.

Shane . You and your Network.. and the Black Circle want to end Paul Heyman and anything associated with me. You pushed me to a corner and you left me with no other choice. I tried to keep him away. You forced me to do this. What happens from here on out is not my fault, but yours. I cannot be held responsible for what happens to you or any of the talent. The blood that is spilled will be on your hands.

Ladies and gentlemen.. the newest employee of the X-Double You-F.. the beast incarnate.. BRRROCK. LESSNAR!"


Paul looks like a rapid dog as he moves his head slowly to the left. The camera pans out to show Brock Lesnar standing there. Brock stands and gives a little grin. We also see in the background just over the shoulder, Dana White. Steve Sayors comes up to all of them to try and get questions.

Steve Sayors
"Mr. Heyman. A quick word with you."


Paul smiles at Sayors and simply walks off. Steve isn't sure what to do as he looks at Brock. Dana White comes up to Sayors.

Dana White
"Hey kid, what's up?"


Steve Sayors
"Mr. White. I'm surprised to see you here."


Dana White
"You shouldn't be. You should be surprised to see the man standing beside me here. I'm a business man. Sometimes, shit gets between me and someone else from doing business but I try to put aside things because its what I do. I'm here to work out some deals with Paul and Brock. That's it."


Steve Sayors
"So, you're not here with any interest in purchasing the XWF from Shane ?"


Dana White
"What the hell did I just say? I'm here for Paul and Brock. No one else. I'm not looking at purchasing a wrestling company. My plate is full as it is. I'm here for business and doing some friends a favor. I tell ya, what you should be asking about is Brock Lesnar appearing on XWF television this past Monday and kicking ass. It's not about me."


Steve Sayors
"Alright. Brock, you returned this past Mon.."


Dana White
"You should know Brock hates talking to the media. You think he's going to talk to you here about everything? Give me a fucking break, man."


Steve Sayors
"Well, Dana, then can you tell me why now? Why did Brock Lesnar decide to come to the XWF? And why in 2013?"


Dana White
"Listen. Brock likes to fight. He likes competition. He had surgery with some real shit that would remove the normal person from doing anything like what he does. It's why he's profitable. It's why he is where he is. He did his thing with Vince.. left.. tried out for football and it didn't go like he had planned.. moved on to MMA.. did well until his health got in the way.. and here he is. Paul's a good friend of his and they have a strong friendship. Paul called me and asked if I wanted to work with Brock on some special appearances, and I thought, what the hell. Why not? You know?

Paul has tried to get Brock here for a few months, but the timing just wasn't there. There's always shit and the planets just didn't align. We signed the papers a few days prior to Monday Madness, and Brock wanted to do something as soon as possible.

It wasn't anything against .. what the fuck was his name?"


Steve Sayors
"Michael McBride."


Dana White
"Yeah. He just happened to be in the ring at the time Brock decided to show up. It wasn't anything personal. He was just on the runway when the plane landed. That's all. Like the saying goes, shit happens.

I feel bad for the guy, though. I mean, he's in the ring doing his thing.. fighting hard.. and then some other guy comes on the screen with his lady. That'll fuck with someones mind no matter who you are. Sucks. Then, here comes Brock Lesnar. Shit. That's a bad fucking day."


Steve Sayors
"Now, he gets his chance to get some sort of revenge."


Dana White
"What do you mean?"


Steve Sayors
"It was announced that next Monday on Madness, Michael McBride will face Brock Lesnar one on one."


Brock smiles and moves Sayors hand with the microphone towards his mouth.

Brock Lesnar
"This isn't a soap opera. I'm here to kick someones ass."


Dana laughs at Brock's remarks. Sayors hand slowly moves away as Dana continues to talk.

Dana White
"Michael should probably take a few weeks off to get his stuff together, you know? Having another guy take your woman can mess with your head. It's unfortunate his next opponent is this guy beside me. "


Brock Lesnar
"It's time for those training wheels to be removed. I'm not here to play games or become part of some house of the prairie episode. What the guy did to take your woman away is between you two. If I were you, I'd kick his ass next. Instead, you want to get revenge on me because of whooping your ass last Monday? Heh. While the guy taps your girls ass, I'm going to kick yours."


Dana White
"Shit."


Steve Sayors
"You have no sympathy, Brock? What if someone took your ---"


Brock reaches for Sayors throat and starts to squeeze out his breath. Dana is trying to calm Brock down, but it's not really helping. Paul comes running and starts to look at Brock in the face.

Paul Heyman
"Brock, Brock, Brock, Brock.. easy. I can't let you get fired this easily. Calm down. Take care of the business in the ring. Okay?


Brock looks at Heyman and slowly lets go of Sayors throat. Brock raises his arm like he's going to hit a scared Sayors, but just laughs as he slowly lets his arm down. Brock's laughter turns to a serious look as he grabs the microphone.

Brock Lesnar
"Say it again and your next breath won't be around."

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