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**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-08-2019)

Upon closer inspection, I noticed that @VV's title belt and name are FORGERIES!

That's a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT color of red, you sneaky little minx! And that belt is just a photocopy! I'm filing a DMCA as we speak young lady!

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (10-08-2019)

(10-07-2019, 05:35 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: Upon closer inspection, I noticed that @[VV]'s title belt and name are FORGERIES!

That's a SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT color of red, you sneaky little minx! And that belt is just a photocopy! I'm filing a DMCA as we speak young lady!

Do you see this crap @[Shane ]?

No wonder he gets all up in arms everytime you get closer to uncovering the corruption around this bitch!

I AM THE ANARCHY CHAMPION!

And all the edited footage and profile fuckery in the world can't change that!

Tommy Wish · (10-08-2019)

Tobe Honesto, it doesn't really matter that much on the whose a Anarchy Champion, I mean if Sarah was smart enough to get off twitter, and accept the challenge that Vita issued awhile ago, then we can see who's the true champion of Anarchy.

Title Vs Title... could be a modern day Cena and Punk at this rate that this company needs to put butts in seats... instead of blaming over what happened at Relentless.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-07-2019)

But, dude... we JUST HAD that match! There were boats and helicopters!

Madison Dyson · (10-08-2019)

Lane, did you not get the memo? It's 2019, and in 2019 we get to pick and choose our realities. The one where Vita is Anarchy champion is the one I choose.

Tommy Wish · (10-07-2019)

(10-07-2019, 10:52 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: But, dude... we JUST HAD that match! There were boats and helicopters!

What I mean is, to settle it once and for all... no sea boats and no helicopters...maybe a ladder should seal the deal. If not, then one day in the future, i'd ref the match and call it down the middle. No bs, no trickery, none of that crap.

But, this is just me talking nonsense over a title that has nothing to do with me, so Vita and Sarah... y'all need to dispute this before the year is up.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-07-2019, 11:16 AM**

(10-07-2019, 11:00 AM)Tommy Wish Said:
(10-07-2019, 10:52 AM)"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane Said: But, dude... we JUST HAD that match! There were boats and helicopters!

What I mean is, to settle it once and for all... no sea boats and no helicopters...maybe a ladder should seal the deal. If not, then one day in the future, i'd ref the match and call it down the middle. No bs, no trickery, none of that crap.

But, this is just me talking nonsense over a title that has nothing to do with me, so Vita and Sarah... y'all need to dispute this before the year is up.

I'll gladly give her a rematch.

Just as soon as she earns it!

Yeah, that's right! I had to cash in my briefcase to get a shot at this slippery bitch. If she wants a shot, I want to see her prove that shes worth MY time.

With that being said, Sarah Lacklan is hereby BANNED from answering ANY of MY open challenges!

Melanie Crayzee Childs · (10-08-2019)

We all know who the true CHAMP IS!!!!! Vita is the TRUE CHAMP.

You are the girl VITA.

Centurion · (10-08-2019)

You figured that out, did you, Vinnie? Want some more? Vita is gaslighting the XWF by attempting to create a title lineage that doesn't exist, and it's being fueled for Shane

, who has a desire to cause chaos within the XWF and undermine the leadership of the fed. It doesn't take a higher education to figure this shit out. What's more concerned is, for the most part, it works on you.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-07-2019, 11:56 AM**

(10-07-2019, 11:39 AM)Centurion Said: You figured that out, did you, Vinnie? Want some more? Vita is gaslighting the XWF by attempting to create a title lineage that doesn't exist, and it's being fueled for Shane , who has a desire to cause chaos within the XWF and undermine the leadership of the fed. It doesn't take a higher education to figure this shit out. What's more concerned is, for the most part, it works on you.

You're not as smart as you think you are. I won the Anarchy title fair and square. Sarah totally cheated in every way imaginable! First she uploaded a long winded promo that goes against the rules of Anarchy, but of course NOBODY noticed or gave a shit since it's Sarah.

It's honestly whatever, but then for her to have the audacity to actually EDIT the ending of our match to make it seem like she can out swim a helicopter, and STILL nobody notices or cares, that's bullshit!

Shane isn't the one causing chaos in the XWF, it's Sarah and the incompetent management that continues to allow her to get away with this crap!

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · **10-07-2019, 12:05 PM**

Cent I'd like to hire you, are you under any contracts to any wrestling companies?

Melanie Crayzee Childs · (10-07-2019)

Yeah Centurion, stay out of things that don't concern you. Focus on keeping that belt of yours on Wednesday Nights.

Gee since you become the champ Centurion it's gone to your oversize head.

Thunder Knuckles™ · (10-08-2019)

Hold up everybody.

Thunder Knuckles grabs his handy dandy hand counter, and starts reviewing tape. Some time passes while he's watching the main event of day one and the promos going into it.

Yepp, VV is champ for sure. Some people just don't know when to shut up.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-07-2019, 12:28 PM**

Look at TK refusing to follow the red eyed demon with the rest of the idiots around here.

The rest of the roster should take notes.

Centurion · **10-07-2019, 12:45 PM**

(10-07-2019, 12:07 PM)Melanie Crayzee Childs Said: Yeah Centurion, stay out of things that don't concern you. Focus on keeping that belt of yours on Wednesday Nights.

Gee since you become the champ Centurion it's gone to your oversize head.

I'll concern myself with whatever I damn well please, and some chick off her meds who's only been here for five minutes isn't going to tell me otherwise.

Melanie Crayzee Childs · **10-07-2019, 01:01 PM**

(10-07-2019, 12:45 PM)Centurion Said: I'll concern myself with whatever I damn well please, and some chick off her meds who's only been here for five minutes isn't going to tell me otherwise.

Some chick off her meds!!!!! Some chick off her meds!!!! SOME CHICK OFF HER MEDS !!!!

Well I never.

How dare you accuse me of being on medication. You know nothing Jon Snow.

There's other ways of dealing with my crayzeeness than being over medicated.

Arnold “Chubby” Fletcher · (10-07-2019)

Mr. Lane, I just wanted to say that I have taken this matter very seriously ever since it was first brought to my attention. It really doesn't matter to me which one of these women are lying, but the fact that one of them is lying and in doing so, they are tarnishing the prestige of our Anarchy title is a major issue that needs delt with in a hastily manner.

With that said, shortly after Vita made her claim of "actually" winning the match, I submitted both versions of the match to a forensic video analysis to look for any evidence of tampering.

I must admit that the results of said test are a little concerning. It seems that both videos show evidence of being altered.

So earlier this morning I submitted the footage to another specialist for a second opinion, and I will provide you with a full update as soon as I receive those results.

Until I have a definitive answer, I don't think that it's fair to call either woman a lier. So for the time being, I suppose that we will continue to recognize both women as the Anarchy champion.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-07-2019, 03:38 PM**

(10-07-2019, 03:05 PM)Arnold “Chubby” Fletcher Said: Mr. Lane, I just wanted to say that I have taken this matter very seriously ever since it was first brought to my attention. It really doesn't matter to me which one of these women are lying, but the fact that one of them is lying and in doing so, they are tarnishing the prestige of our Anarchy title is a major issue that needs delt with in a hastily manner.

With that said, shortly after Vita made her claim of "actually" winning the match, I submitted both versions of the match to a forensic video analysis to look for any evidence of tampering.

I must admit that the results of said test are a little concerning. It seems that both videos show evidence of being altered.

So earlier this morning I submitted the footage to another specialist for a second opinion, and I will provide you with a full update as soon as I receive those results.

Until I have a definitive answer, I don't think that it's fair to call either woman a lier. So for the time being, I suppose that we will continue to recognize both women as the Anarchy champion.

That HAS TO BE A MISTAKE. I haven't edited anything, and the version that I showed is how it went down!

As a matter of fact, I have recently discovered TWO witnesses who saw the match live, and both of them can contest to the fact that I fairly and decidedly won the Anarchy championship at Relentless!

Anyway, at least you didn't write me off and PUBLICLY call me a liar with ZERO EVIDENCE to back your claim like SOMEONE I know!

Thunder Knuckles™ · (10-08-2019)

As one of VV's witnesses. I'd just like to point out that Sarah Slackin hasn't tried to defend herself in any of this. That just smells worse than a four day ol catfish sitting out in the sun.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (10-08-2019)

(10-07-2019, 05:49 PM)Thunder Knuckles Said: As one of VV's witnesses. I'd just like to point out that Sarah Slackin hasn't tried to defend herself in any of this. That just smells worse than a four day ol catfish sitting out in the sun.

And why would she!?! She doesn't have a keg to stand on now that her BS has been exposed, and she knows it! If she think playing the quiet game gives her any credibility, then she's a fool!

Let's say she's right and I'm full of shit. Wouldn't she want to prove it? I know I would, and that's exactly why I have been so vocal about this crap!

Sarah Lacklan didnt beat me, she's NOT the Anarchy champion, and she doesn't want rematch because she knows that this little girl took the big girl panties comment to heart and ascended to a new level, one that's going to always be just out of her reach.

She's the Vegetta to my Goku. Yeah, you're good Sarah, one of the best if I'm being honest, but she's still not good enough to dethrone me!

Of course, it she ever wants to prove me wrong, then all she needs to do is earn that rematch. Prove to me that you want it, and I mean REALLY want it.

Also, after watching her latest promo, you know the one where she's SOOOOOO HAPPY about how she RUINED a charity event with her BS run in after my and Noah's grueling match and took advantage of two people who had just gone through Hell and back in that ring... Yeah that one...

Well now if she decides that she wants that rematch, not only does she need to earn its but maybe I'll make her crawl all hands and knees and beg ME!

As far as me wanting a rematch? No thanks, I'd rather give shots to people that I haven't totally outclassed already!

Centurion · (10-07-2019)

So Lacklan proves she's guilty by not demanding a rematch that you yourself already said you wouldn't grant? What kind of shit logic is that?

Noah Jackson · (10-07-2019)

(10-07-2019, 06:10 PM)Centurion Said: So Lacklan proves she's guilty by not demanding a rematch that you yourself already said you wouldn't grant? What kind of shit logic is that?

"What kind of basic cunt response is that? She's guilty because she isn't trying to do anything to disprove it and she doesn't deserve a rematch because Lack-o lost so easily and clearly."

"It's like what poor cunts say about gifts. It's the thought that counts."

"Also, eat shit Cent you leathery cunt."

Vita Frickin Valenteen · (10-07-2019)

(10-07-2019, 06:10 PM)Centurion Said: So Lacklan proves she's guilty by not demanding a rematch that you yourself already said you wouldn't grant? What kind of shit logic is that?

HELLO!?!

DO YOU PAY ATTENTION AT ALL?

What I said was that I will NOT grant her a rematch without her first earning it.

I've ALSO banned her from accepting any of my open challenges as a way of circumventing that stipulation, and I've only just now added the stip that she has to beg for it because screw that bitch!

But if she REALLY wants it, she'll do the work to earn it, and if not, then I'll continue to defend this REAL belt while she wears that costume jewelry around her waist.

Now get fucked!

Thx!

Centurion · **10-07-2019, 06:20 PM**

So, are you two fuckin?

Noah Jackson · **10-07-2019, 06:22 PM**

(10-07-2019, 06:20 PM)Centurion Said: So, are you two fuckin?

"JUST FRIENDS!"

Madison Dyson · (10-07-2019)

You know, this whole situation is getting ME fired up!

VV, I know you must be busy as fuck doing pressers and kissing babies to celebrate that BIG WIN, so I volunteer to step into the breach.

LANE! I want a match against Sarah for that fake Anarchy Championship! Then, after I win it, I'm gonna burn it. Unless that's the one that's made outta shit. Burning shit smells awful.

I'm gonna Waltman Theorum this bitch.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-07-2019, 06:25 PM**

(10-07-2019, 06:20 PM)Centurion Said: So, are you two fuckin?

WHOA BUDDY, LIKE WTF?

Our personal lives are none of your business!

I'm still pure and untouched thank you very much. Why do you think Lux is so salty that I broke it off with him?

But yeah, JUST FRIENDS!

Melanie Crayzee Childs · (10-07-2019)

(10-07-2019, 06:20 PM)Centurion Said: So, are you two fuckin?

There you go again sticking your really large pansy nose in other people's business that they don't want you in.

When are you going to get the hint that it's got nothing to do with you. You know nothing Jon Snow. I'll repeat that again so again you get the hint.

Now fuck off back to Wednesday's like I told you and leave Vita and Noah alone.

**"Loverboy" Vinnie Lane** · (10-08-2019)

(10-07-2019, 07:19 AM)VV Said: Do you see this crap Shane ?

No wonder he gets all up in arms everytime you get closer to uncovering the corruption around this bitch!

Dude, I literally tried using my magic potato necklace to hypnotize him to stop being hypnotized by the dumb blonde bimbo and even THAT didn't work.

Seriously... that says something right there. He's had a thick layer of shit smeared over his eyes if even I and my swinging golden potato can't make him see the light.

(10-07-2019, 10:57 AM)Madison Dyson Said: Lane, did you not get the memo? It's 2019, and in 2019 we get to pick and choose our realities. The one where Vita is Anarchy champion is the one I choose.

Well if people are allowed to choose their own gender and have even started a movement to legally change their own age, why the hell can't we choose our own reality? Obviously the SlackLand reality is for people who enjoy loading themselves up with fluoride to dumb themselves down, glyphosate to shorten their lifespan appropriately, and GMO citrus acid that the FDA admits is made from black mold instead of fruits to help bring on dementia and schizophrenia sooner... and then we have the Big Vito reality which is for the people who actually have functioning brain cells and are aware of more than what they're "told" to believe. Hmmmmmm... make your choices wisely, folks! Don't get tricked into sucking on a moldy ass GMO bitch!

(10-07-2019, 11:39 AM)Centurion Said: You figured that out, did you, Vinnie? Want some more? Vita is gaslighting the XWF by attempting to create a title lineage that doesn't exist, and it's being fueled for Shane , who has a desire to cause chaos within the XWF and undermine the leadership of the fed. It doesn't take a higher education to figure this shit out.

Haha! Good job, Centurion. Living up to your legacy by once again shutting yourself down before you even stop talking. You're DAMN RIGHT it doesn't take a higher education to figure out what you just claimed, because you actually need to be suffering from severe mental disabilities and be a 4th grade flunky to believe what YOU just said! HAHAHA! I guess I didn't knock you around hard enough at XX, eh? I guess I still haven't been able to fix your brain even after all these years!

(10-07-2019, 03:05 PM)Arnold “Chubby” Fletcher Said: Mr. Lane, I just wanted to say that I have taken this matter very seriously ever since it was first brought to my attention. It really doesn't matter to me which one of these women are lying, but the fact that one of them is lying and in doing so, they are tarnishing the prestige of our Anarchy title is a major issue that needs delt with in a hastily manner.

Ha! PRESTIGE quote unquote.

Holy crap, man... how are you so fat? How are you even alive? Where does your chin end and your cock begin? Asking for a friend.

Perhaps Big Vito will be able to make the Anarchy title matter but if you think anything about it has been "tarnished" as of late, you must be mistaking it for a championship that matters enough to actually be featured on the front page of the XWF website! Until Relentless it'd been a joke title held by a genetically modified crack hag for shits and giggles. Pretty hard to tarnish THAT, you fat oaf! You're fat! FAT!

(10-07-2019, 05:49 PM)Thunder Knuckles Said: As one of VV's witnesses. I'd just like to point out that Sarah Slackin hasn't tried to defend herself in any of this. That just smells worse than a four day ol catfish sitting out in the sun.

Well, I mean, in order for her to actually defend herself she'd need to be able to do something that's very hard for her. Let's see if Tommy has it figured out...

(10-07-2019, 08:00 AM)Tommy Wish Said: I mean if Sarah was smart enough to get off twitter,

BINGO. And you know what's funny? We know with 100% certainty this cracked out, malnourished bitch hears all of this but still is too much of a FUCKING PUSSY to engage anyone directly once she's been exposed as getting #FreeRides. I mean if she were scared shitless of a guy running around naked under a druid's cloak and hood, how could SlackLand ever muster up the courage to stand up to anyone else? Plus, why would she ever stop being so goddamn LAZY in the first place?

(10-07-2019, 06:23 PM)Madison Dyson Said: LANE! I want a match against Sarah for that fake Anarchy Championship! Then, after I win it, I'm gonna burn it. Unless that's the one that's made outta shit. Burning shit smells awful.

HEY NOW! I suppose that depends on how you define the word awful. Mmmmmmmmm... burning shit....... Shane's eyes roll back in his head and he starts letting out a wet, throaty moan as he enters a trance.

Vita Frickin Valenteen · **10-08-2019, 10:36 AM**

Why don't we try buring the shit out of Lane's eyes?

Yo Vinnie, can I schedule a meeting?

~~Peter Fn Gilmour~~ · **10-08-2019, 05:25 PM**

damn everybody suing everybody here.. jeezus we should all go on judge judy

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