The X-Treme Title Belt (Bobby's Version) is ugly as fuck and I commissioned a new one that's gonna be way more hard fucking core.

I spent all my cash on it so I need you idiots to send me money because I deserve it.

I would honestly would rather pay serenity Holmes AMBER MANSLEY's OnlySlams then contribute to a one note, Vic Grimes lookin, JEEZUS THERE WAS FIVE OF EM LOOKIN..... triflin azz lookin transitional champ of the X-Treme. 

Unless you finna give me a shot once Relentless passes, but i bet before you can get that newly custom X-Treme strap...that reign be shorter than your previous times you've been in this place.

I'll fuck you up Tommy Wish you piece of crap butthole!

You name the time and place and we can have a barbed wire exploding cage tables match. BITCH! You look like you have cum in your hair!

Nah, my days dealing with bums like yourself has passed, imma let the Bobby Burboun's or Razor Blade's of this place deal with you, plus i already know full well you are loaded with hep C, D, E, F, and G....so for now, i'd take heed for my own safety.  

Coward ass pussy. I knew you weren't hardcore. I'M FUCKING HARDCORE, BITCH!

(Darren starts bleeding)

"Nothing more hardcore than begging for money."

Screw you CUNTinovis! I'm tired of your shit! You, me, crossbow match! First one to shoot the other one with a crossbow and knock him into a pit of snakes at ringside is the winner. You down or are u2pussy4me?

Darren....you're bringing back old-school XWF vibes. You're exactly the kind of superstar that we need in the modern XWF.

It's a shame that you have to sit here and beg for money that should rightfully be yours.

How about you join The Corporation, and I make sure a signing bonus hits your X-bux account.

I always look after my own.

Whaddya' say?

Didn't you kill LSM? That's super fucking hardcore bro. I wanted to cum on her feet.

Let’s just say, I terminated her contract early. 

Do you want me to have her leftover salary deposited into your account? 

All you have to do, is sign on the dotted line.

Gimme the money first and then maybe I'll sign. Also I want a pizza.  LARGE.

(08-22-2025, 08:58 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: Screw you CUNTinovis! I'm tired of your shit! You, me, crossbow match! First one to shoot the other one with a crossbow and knock him into a pit of snakes at ringside is the winner. You down or are u2pussy4me?

“Why stop there? Why not guns? Maybe we’ll launch ICBM’s at each other. 

This isn’t the 19th century and I’m not looking for a duel, but if you want a fight, I have nothing to do during Relentless weekend.” 

(08-22-2025, 06:29 PM)Centurion Said:

(08-22-2025, 08:58 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: Screw you CUNTinovis! I'm tired of your shit! You, me, crossbow match! First one to shoot the other one with a crossbow and knock him into a pit of snakes at ringside is the winner. You down or are u2pussy4me?

“Why stop there? Why not guns? Maybe we’ll launch ICBM’s at each other. 

This isn’t the 19th century and I’m not looking for a duel, but if you want a fight, I have nothing to do during Relentless weekend.” 

Look at Centurion, weaseling his way into title shots just like the good old days!

(08-22-2025, 06:29 PM)Centurion Said:

(08-22-2025, 08:58 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: Screw you CUNTinovis! I'm tired of your shit! You, me, crossbow match! First one to shoot the other one with a crossbow and knock him into a pit of snakes at ringside is the winner. You down or are u2pussy4me?

“Why stop there? Why not guns? Maybe we’ll launch ICBM’s at each other. 

This isn’t the 19th century and I’m not looking for a duel, but if you want a fight, I have nothing to do during Relentless weekend.” 

"You have better shit than mine. This is handled, just like the Theo Fisher Price lawnmower that left me with a better hairline than Darren's dick, mother, dickmother, and motherdick. Relentless has a Universal 4 Way, some goofy shit between Thad and York, me and TK being awesome, TK defending, and an obligational Xtreme Championship match I made interesting. If you think I didn't, you don't believe in the effect.

Bobby mentions a buzzword making you ponder what he means more, just like the adds in that game on your phone you play daily.

I'll pay for it but I need the current one back for my trophy room....

Looks like the so called ultra violent gawd has open the blood gates. Whorin' for a bullshit stip matches....getting paid off by the former uni champ... Atty claimin ownership to already custom made belt....Centy and Bobby going at it like if it's 2017 again.... and other assortments of shit... I guess it paid the cost to be the ultra violent boss huh.  

Lucky prick!

I mean, if this is the ugly one he's talking about...do I really have to lay 'claim' to it Tommy?

(08-22-2025, 08:13 PM)Atara Raven Said: I mean, if this is the ugly one he's talking about...do I really have to lay 'claim' to it Tommy?

Look thats between you, Darren, and various up and comers to decipher that im just putting it out there.

Hey Atara I'll cum hang it on your bedroom wall after I titty eff you. Huehuehuehue.

I accept Cent's challenge since I already beat the skidmarked drawers off Bobby's dimpled ass three times this week.

(08-23-2025, 02:35 AM)Darren Dangerous Said: Hey Atara I'll cum hang it on your bedroom wall after I titty eff you. Huehuehuehue.

I accept Cent's challenge since I already beat the skidmarked drawers off Bobby's dimpled ass three times this week.

"Yeah, but I beat you 5 times this week. Trust in the effect."

Bobby once again utters the buzzword, raising intrigue and showcasing a metric fuck ton of development by insisting you pay attention to him while Darren regresses, this scoring negatively on the rubric.