Well one of them thinks he is flaming a new guy and everyone else is taking shots at the "weak link" who just came back to the company

Calibrat needs his mouth shut with an uppercut below the chin, and I am the delivery man to give him his package.

...That was analogy central, right there.

Nah man I got a jaw made of titanium, a sad act like yourself will need a better strategy than that to take me

Can you detect analogies, or have you not had that lesson yet? I think you've been reading too much Wolverine, too. If reading counts as looking at the 'cool pictures'...

You know I could of swore I made a similar joke about intelligence and reading about 2 hours ago just as you came into the conversation, my name is a literary reference, my right arm is complete tattooed dedication to Terry Pratchett, but a supposedly intelligent man like yourself has no idea who that Knight of the realm you claim to come from is. I really hope you are better in the ring than you are at putting people down because other than your friends here encouraging you, just a message from the real world, you suck at it

"Still pathetic after all this time." Alexandra shook her head. "Underhanded insults that match the likes of Peter Gilmour. You would have thought that you might have gotten a shred more intelligence while you were gone. Clearly you didn't. Titanium jaw huh? Perhaps we should find a large vat of acid and drop you in. That will destroy that jaw of yours, and save us all a headache."

Loads of references. Nice. Makes you seem you can hold your own in the ring. ...Wait, hold on. No it doesn't. I actually tuned out while you were masturbating over... whatever you were wanking over, so whether it was relevant or not, you can inform me.

And I'm bad at putting people down? Man, I'll put you down if you don't shut the fuck up. But I can wait for that opportunity. I'd say you're bad at putting people down, since you're just recycling the same shit over and over again, and all I hear is a droning noise similar to that of a dying kitten.

...Dude you made me think of dying kittens. I hope you feel bad now.

you are that kitten, its the future, its me feeding said kitten into a shredder

Smoke cringes at Caliban.

...Dude... What the fuck is wrong with you!?

(12-31-2013, 06:04 PM)Caliban Said: Well one of them thinks he is flaming a new guy and everyone else is taking shots at the "weak link" who just came back to the company

"He did just refer to himself as the weak link."

...Maybe that was sarcasm?

...Probably not. I'd wager not.

How do we get him to go back to showing videos...

...Stop giving him attention?

yeah because any of you lot know how step back and let someone talk for themselves

I think he's implying that he can speak for himself, guys. Just a guess...

"You weren't talking for yourself. You were using song lyrics."

There is one song in this thread and it had my words before it, well not mine but a quote said by me

"That I am sure you took from the song in the first place."

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been."

Johnny you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as he rosined up his bow.
And he pulled the bow across his strings and it made an evil hiss.
Then a band of demons joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the devil finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, pickin' out dough.
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, I'm the best there's ever been."

And he played fire on the mountain, run boys, run.
The devil's in the house of the risin' sun.
Chicken in the bread pan, now they're pickin' out dough.
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

nope

"Ah yes, "The Devil went down to Georgia made famous by The Charlie Daniels Band, circa 1979. I'm pretty sure you aren't an older, country western star, with red hair by the name of Charlie Daniels.. So try something else darlin'."

What does me not being a country legend have to do with anything? But just in case Ill post my sources

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/danie...10926.html

(12-31-2013, 06:56 PM)Caliban Said: What does me not being a country legend have to do with anything? But just in case Ill post my sources

http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/danie...10926.html

"It's proof that they are not 'Your words'."

And I never claimed them to be, I was proving what I said before the song was not in the song, your boy said Wolverine in regard to a comic book character, he didn't come up with the name but he was still able to use it

(12-31-2013, 06:46 PM)Caliban Said: There is one song in this thread and it had my words before it, well not mine but a quote said by me

Alexandra plays back a clip for him.

(12-31-2013, 07:00 PM)Caliban Said: And I never claimed them to be, I was proving what I said before the song was not in the song, your boy said Wolverine in regard to a comic book character, he didn't come up with the name but he was still able to use it

"Did you not say, MY WORDS?"

...When did this turn into an episode of Judge Judy?

...Is that an alright reference to make? I'm not acquainted with American shows...

(12-31-2013, 07:05 PM)Smoke Man Said: ...When did this turn into an episode of Judge Judy?

...Is that an alright reference to make? I'm not acquainted with American shows...

"Because it's entertaining me. Hey a pregnant woman's got to do something for entertainment."

(12-31-2013, 03:00 PM)Caliban Said: SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES!

Now the words above it our words that came out of my mouth, the same way they have came out of many mouths before mine but I say it as my statement and in tribute to the man who wrote them and coined the phrase in one of my favorite plays, you may of heard of him, William Shakespeare

"Please don't assume that you are more intelligent than I am. How about this Calibanned, go away and come back when you can think up something original to say."

You know I have definitley said that to people before, does that mean your stealing my words, oh and by the way, no mater how nice and intelligently you word it, telling someone to shut up and go away is telling someone to shut up and go away which in most places is seen as a sign of defeat

Good thing you said it twice then, aye?

Slightly missing the point there smokey, it's probably intentional but either way it makes you look like an idiot and fucking hell Darkness who bred with you!?

English, motherfucker, do you speak it!?

...I'm expecting a comeback where you mention how I confused your nationalities. Placing all bets...

Peter, say something, I'm getting bored watching these people.

Well I speak the beat to fuck version of what the Northern Irish call English but I understand the basics, you don't seem to, you seem to be too stupid to pick up what I am actually saying

In Peter's Words:

"SUCK MY DICK CALIBANNN...AND STFU"

Well that was informative, way to big up your personality and stereotype there

(12-31-2013, 07:17 PM)Caliban Said: Slightly missing the point there smokey, it's probably intentional but either way it makes you look like an idiot and fucking hell Darkness who bred with you!?

"Again you just proved how stupid you are. I'm not pregnant by Smoke. My boyfriend is Griffin MacAlister, you fucking moron. He is the father of my son. But clearly you'd know that if you hadn't lost your job.

And again you missed my point, I was asking who the father was

OOC: Really thought that was gunna end up being the Space man lol

(12-31-2013, 07:27 PM)AlexandraCallaway Said:

(12-31-2013, 07:17 PM)Caliban Said: Slightly missing the point there smokey, it's probably intentional but either way it makes you look like an idiot and fucking hell Darkness who bred with you!?

"Again you just proved how stupid you are. I'm not pregnant by Smoke. My boyfriend is Griffin MacAlister, you fucking moron. He is the father of my son. But clearly you'd know that if you hadn't lost your job.

THAT'S what he was saying!? Jesus, Caliban, you're quick to assume, aren't you? That's not a good trait to have, young man.