Alice: I DIDN'T MEAN WE WERE TOGETHER DAMMIT!!! >__< I just meant I have a guy in my corner. Ally has Austin, even though they're just friends, but she HAS him... unlike you cuz every man you've met in your life avoids you like the plague! ...and don't even go there, don't say "I'm sure you've had a lot of guys in YOUR 'corner' if ya know what I mean, *wink, wink*". I'm no slut, I'm no idiot, and I'M NOT YOU so I don't have to worry about Traxxie Cab dry-humping me on a ring canvas. Not that he doesn't dream about it EVERY SINGLE NIGHT OF HIS LIFE, but he knows if he even TRIED that shit I'd cut off his nutsack with a knife and go Lorena Bobbit on his black ass! And THAT'S the bottom line, bitch!

Alice shoves over Ophelia's semen and tear covered bust of Marilyn Manson, shattering it to pieces.

Alice: SEE~~!! I can do without! FUCK YOU!!!

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