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Doctor Louis D'Ville · (08-17-2016)

Along a lonesome dirt path, deep inside a dense forest walks our hero, Doctor Louis D'Ville. The doctor carries with himself a large doctor's bag tightly in his grip as he slowly skips down the narrow path.

As he reaches a river bed, along side it sitting on a stump is the XWF Xtreme Champion, himself, Unknown Soldier; and he appears to have a problem.

The doctor pauses just for a moment, but hesitates no more, and approaches the poor creature.

"Hello, my friend! My name is Doctor Louis D'Ville! It would appear that you could use a bit of assistance, am I right?" The doctor shouts out to the Xtreme Champion from across the way. He carefully makes his way across the river, utilizing every little rock poking out along the way.

"What is it that you're looking for, Mister Soulja?" The Doctor says, slightly catching his breath.

The creature mumbles something and continues to itch and bitch to itself.

"I think I have the perfect remedy for what's been so troubling!"

The doctor reaches down into his black doctor's bag and pulls out a 600 watt light bulb large than a football and tarred and charred black from the inside. The doctor then pulls out a solid white rock from his bag and hands both items to the Xtreme Champion.

Needless to say, Unknown Soldier knows exactly what to do with these two items and he immediately has his way with them. Just as the champ begins his own little session, the doctor speaks aloud:

"Allow me!"

As he reaches out with his own special fire to spark the party. As Unknown Soldier inhales the smoke generated from the huge white pebble his head begins to expand.

Bigger...

And bigger.........

And even bigger.................

Until, the doctor reaches out with a small safety pin and bursts his head like a balloon. Unknown Soldier's body falls lifeless off the stump and the doctor lays a foot across the creature's chest for the pin.

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