04-05-2017, 05:28 PM
Calypso gags and waves his hands mystically around his face from the horrible stench that was apparently wafting off the champ.
“Ee-gads, bro!”
Calypso coughs and gags again as he claps his hands together and summons a mini orchestra from out of nowhere! Eight, count em, eight violinists walk on the scene in full suit with their bows and instruments in hand. Calypso turns to them and begins maestroing as they start playing the saddest whines from a set of strings you could possibly produce.
“I know what you’re trying to do here, you dirty, stinky, little ratman. Let’s get everyone feeling sorry for poor, sad little Jimmy. Homeless, low self-esteem, no one to lean on…. Gimme a break, dude. You’ve had more success in your short stint here in the XWF than most dudes have had in years and years of performing. Excluding old Calypso, of course. If you didn’t hear, I beat Ghost Tank, so yeah.”
“As for feeling sorry for yourself and this humble little attitude you have? Hmm. Let Calypso give you some advice…. Take a bath. Rinse out that mop on your head. Clean some of that filth out of your pores. It will do wonders for your self-esteem, you’ll look and probably feel healthier, and my God that smell…. Just a thought, I mean, I think I learned in the second grade that scrubbing your asshole once a day just helps out with life in general. Judging by what you're about here though, I think it would be safe to guess you missed that grade, huh? And the dozen that followed too, maybe.”
Calypso turns back to the champ and the music stops. He grabs a violin from one of the musicians and slams it over Jim’s head causing a *twaaang* sound and Caedus to fall on his back.
“I think you answered your own question there too, champ, about being a dick…. Who attacks a dude’s name anyway? You hardly even know Calypso and you were so quick to throw out the judgement card about THAT, the clothes I wear, and my lifestyle. Dick. I can’t wait until everyone else catches up around here and stops feeling sorry for you, too. Maybe then, after you wash all of that shit off your face, just maybe, you’ll see what I see, and what everyone else will, too. Just some dirty, stinky asshole.”
Calypso pops a squar on top of Caedus and starts luahing as if he was trying to crap on the champion... thats a cover!
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