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The Engineer · **07-08-2017, 08:16 PM**

It's just so fucking ADORABLE when people who aren't badasses try to put their big girl panties on and play pretend.

Kick. The. Fuck. Out.

So, Ezzy, good of you to actually show up and do your job for once. Jenny and I missed you this past Warfare. That is to say, we appreciated you not dragging an amazingly entertaining match down too much as you stumbled about the ring on your twig legs, wobbling like a weeble wobble and trying to keep that massive baby head aloft.

But yeah, negging me for losing a match that you didn't even make it to the ring for must be some new millennial kind of promo'ing. Maybe you think you deserve not to be considered a loser in that match because you technically appeared on camera. TROPHY FOR PARTICIPATION, right bitch?

Except no. I went out there, and fought my ass off. You were tits up in an ambulance during that time, so I guess you missed it.

By the by, have you checked your boyfriend's search history yet? I know he likes 'em young, considering you look like that junior year cheerleader who spent prom with her head in the urinal getting railed by half the soccer team (the football team passes on scrubs like you). Buuuuuut, I'm thinkin' it doesn't stop with an appreciation for 16 year olds so you should probably get on that before the Feds do.

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