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The Engineer · **07-11-2017, 05:54 PM**

Kick out AGAIN. Maddy looks really grossed out.

Jesus, I am THIS FUCKING CLOSE to just pulling a James Raven and letting you have the damn thing. I don't know if I can take anymore of that Axe body spray and stale booze stench. And does your body just naturally secrete grease like that or do you have to special order that crap online? Is their a repulsive rapist version of Sky Mall? Oh, who am I kidding you can't afford plane tickets.

So you want me to look beneath the surface, huh? Why would I want to do that when what's on the exterior provides enough low hanging fruit to feed an entire third world nation?

I hate to break it to you sweety, but if everyone thinks you look like methed out trailer trash, that might be a clue that perhaps you need to rethink your....everything. I would also like to take a moment to say a big "fuck you" to whatever meth dealer you scored that weak ass shit from. If he had made it just a little stronger, I'm sure it would have saved countless girls from having you rub up on them on the bus on your way to the dollar store to buy off brand energy drinks and single ply toilet paper with your food stamps.

If that wasn't clear enough, check this. I am not fucking you. Ever. In fact, I'd wager NO WOMAN is ever going to fuck you. Have you ever tried catching for the other team? Maybe a little man on man fucky sucky? I bet you could find some dude desperate enough to pound your throat hole through that runway gap between your front teeth.

So, in conclusion, allow me to offer YOU some meal selections. Such as this delicious entree....

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....or even this mouth watering menu item....

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EAT SHIT!

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