I've got one of mine I'd like to put up for nomination, because I loved the trash talk in it.

Quote:"Awww, wittle biddy Sethy-poo is all upset about how the big mean men keep talking about his family and his past!

I'm sowwy, Mistuh Sethy, I'll try not to talk about yo-wuh big bruddah or yo-wah dad-dee anymo-ah!

Give me a fucking break, Seth. Like, seriously, I'd give you my arm, so you can twist it some and break it, just so I can stop listening to you saying stupid shit about how people are talking about your "father" and brother. You honestly think you're that intelligent that trying to mock myself or my gay black lover Trax, will make us stop bringing up your past?

I THINK FUCKIN' NOT, FUCKO!

Oh Swizzle Sticks, Batman!

For one that is NOT mine, though:

Quote:Panzer, I'd like you to meet Surrogate court Judge William Strong. Judge Strong here is the man who officially made me Engy's legal gaurdian. Isn't that right?

Judge Strong looks nervously at Engy.

I did. And I'll never forget it. Engy kept showing up in my courtroom for weeks afterwards, acting as his own attorney because he thought he was being charged with something. Plus, I'm pretty sure he's the one who mashed up that dead cat and stuffed it in my tailpipe.

Oh, so you did find that. Sweet! Wait till you see what's in there this time!

LGBBQJK

Out of all the promos from KOTR, pertaining to the matches for the crown, that all just made me laugh, a lot.