YES! This song signals for THE MAN of the XWF, "Big Dick" Suit Rollins. He strolls on out with his signature suit and signature big dick down too the ring.



He steps into the ring, careful not too get his big dick caught on the middle rope, and grabs a mic.

"Big Dick" Suit Rollins: "Mini Morbid is a fucking tease. That's right, your 12-year-old dick ain't got nothin' on Suit Rollins. You see the crust stains on my suit? No, you don't. I let a dude finish inside me like a classy motherfucker, you the kinda guy too let a guy pin you down and make you take it in the ass and let him mark you like a dog. Ya filthy skank, I bet you can't even look at yourself in the mirror. The only good that Heavy Metalweight Belt is good for is to hide your "Mini" dick. IM PROUD OF MY BIG DICK. I speak in red too represent the color of my dick. Red Cloud used a time travel machine when he was done sucking General Custer's deceased cock too come into the future, rub some of his skin on my dick, and allow me too present it to you. I pinned that Indian too the wall and made him screech a song while I was at it. Also, that leak wasn't really a leak, I wanted the world to see my dick. IM PROUD OF MY INDIAN HERITAGE. What about you Mini, WHAT ABOUT YOU? You chode havin' dry humper. "





Suddenly, like a pogo stick, "Big Dick" Suit Rollins hops forward, Big Dick first into the sky, only too come down onto Morbid, where ever he may be, and hit him with a Phoenix's Big Dick Splash for the pin!


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"Every dog's got his day."

The Pride of Boston