The reigning, defending, still reeling from attacks of the homosexual persuasion by Benny Blowjobs and Fun Koon, X-treme Champion of the Wooooooorld, Vincent Lane, is seen rushing to the showers to get some unidentified fluids off of himself.

(censored because nobody wants to see Lane's small love machine)

Lane has finished putting his clothes back on and starts to blow dry his hair. Those long beautiful golden locks blow in the hot wind being shot out of the blower and somehow is loud enough that Lane can't even hear his next challenger being introduced!


Michael Buffer: LLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen... boys and girls... at this time I'd like to introduce to you................ a man who transcends all of wrestling history and time.................... a man who is the undisputed originator of bringing The Madness................. and the master of the top rope diving elbow smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash...............

THE MA---CHO---MAN..................... RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR​RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRANDY SAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Macho Man rushes up and pushes Vincent face first into the mirror he already was cracking with his ugly mug but now the glass shatters and several shards get embedded into his face! Blood begins to flow as Lane refuses to let the blow dryer drop! His dedication is unrivaled as he tries fighting off Macho Man with one arm and continuing to blow dry his hair with the free hand!

Macho Man has no problem representing classic nWo tactics and just drops down to deliver the most macho low blow that has ever been delivered! Lane's eyes basically pop out of his skull and retract back in as he doubles over in pain, and the pressure of the blow also seems to have made several gallons of blood spray out of the cuts in his face! Macho Man tries yanking the blow dryer away from Lane but is unsuccessful in the attempt, so instead he just rolls Lane up in something he's very familiar with..... THE SMALL PACKAGE!

A referee runs out of the showers and slides across the floor to make the count!

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