"I can manifest things out of thin air. Why would I waste my time repairing him, with a fake dick?"


"Personally, I've had my dick chopped off a few times but then again, I have the ability to regenerate."


"Now Nathaniel and I have something in common though."


"Oh and rest assured, Nathaniel's dick is real and attached."


"Despite the claims that 'The Don' makes. My words are true. I'm the spaceman, I fix things."

2x Universal Champion (First reign was less than a day though, lol. Due to Sebastian Duke cashing in his briefcase.)
2x Tag Team Champion
3x Triple Tag Team Champion
1x Television Champion
2x US Champion (Title retired during my second reign as champ.)
2x X-Treme Champion
1x Bombshell Champion
2x HMW Champion
2x SOTM