Eric Polulu
XWF's Busy Body
XWF FanBase: Flop (boring as fuck; promos act as sleeping medicine; never recognized in public)
(Where is my roster page?)
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04-20-2019, 09:01 AM
[Suddenly, Eric transformed into a clone of Rain, holding a mirror applying red lipstick disgustedly, as Kali looks at rain with a disgusted face.]
"Took you long enough, had issues with your queer make up?"
[Rain then gets up from the plastic chair, and squares up to Kali, but Eric breaks up the tension, while the "audience" instates a fight. .]
"Hey lets listen to some music!"
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[It abruptly cuts to Eric back on his desk, in his regular outfit as he struggles to not lash at Rain.]
"Hey Rainy poo, I know that Kali issa bitch. So, I want to uh... apologize for her behavior."
[Kali rolls her eyes at Eric.]
"Anyways, yes I am Eric but not exactly Andre. People tend to get us mixed up a lot, in fact... i'm his long lost twin brother!"
["AHHH" screamed the audiences, then shows a picture of his head over a fetus. Rain looked freaked out by the image.]
"That's neither here to there, so Rain what made you join XWF in the first place. How much heat you have in the locker room, I hear that the boys are not exactly... "fond" of your presents there."
[Before Rain can even speak, Eric gets interrupted by a Anti-Queer male.]
"The Ultimate Warrior once said, Queering doesn't make the world work. Why he hurr?"
"Security escort this Queer basher outta hurr...durr!"
[The male escorted by two nude security guards, and Rain tries to answer his question.]
TBC: Anyone or Rain.
Eric's uh....uh....fuck it, just tell em what he did:
~Had Three most over wrestlers on his show!
~Managed to bare his soul to the world!
~Had a brief (mostly forgettable) Podcast with now "retired" Tommy!
~Was Not even officially the Federweight Champion (despise what that sex machine Greggo says!)
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