(Big D arrived at the arena, a small packagepin hand. He walks rolls up to a random person)

Big D: Does Noah Jackson happin to be here?

Person: Yeah, he was over there talkpin to people about cunts!

Big D: Okay, thanks.

(Big D walks over to where Noah is, sure enough, going on about cunts. Big D taps him on the shoulder and he turns around.)

Big D: Excuse me, but this was delivered to me by accident.

(Big D holds the box up for Noah. When he opens it, Big D punches him through the bottom. This throws Jackson off-guard, allowing Big D to pin him, as a ref Noah was talking to counts.)pin


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June 2019 XWF Superstar of the Month
2019 Relentless Fishing Contest Winner
1x XWF World Heavyweight Champion
1x bWo World Heavyweight Champion [despite what Miss Furry or James J. Dildo says]
1x NWF World Heavyweight Champion
2x XWF Xtreme Champion [current]
2x XWF TV Champion
1x XWF Internet Champion
1x NWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Slim)
1x NWF Xtreme Champion
1x NLCW Slamfest Champion
1x LCW Hardcore Champion
3x WWF X-Division Champion
1x WWF World Tag Team Champion (w/Seth Flash)
1x WWF Dark Champion
1x WWF TV Champion
1x EGW Fury Champion
3x XWF Federweight Champion
4x XWF Heavymetalweight Champion
1x 420* Cruiserweight Champion
2x CMW Hardcore Champion
1x XHW T.V. Champion
1x WXC Hardcore Champion
1x XPW U.S. Champion
1x WLFC Tag Team Champion w/Chance
1x WWC T.V. Champion
1x WWC European Champion
1x WWF 24/7Hardcore Champion
2x WLFC 24/7 Hardcore Champion


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