Greetings proles, and welcome to my new web series HOT TOPICS. In an effort to inject some life into this anemic bitch, each week (give or take my level of motivation/strung-outedness) I'm going to present a new topic of discussion for the entire XWF roster. It could be political. Or it could be XWF-centric. Either way, it's me so you know it's gonna piss a fuck ton of people off. But who knows, we might even find out which of your favorite wrestlers are closet racists!

Oh, and did I mention it was gonna be random selection?

Madison saunters over to a bingo ball dispenser which is currently being manned by a study young twenty something in a g-string. Madison takes a moment to splay her fingers over his abs before licking his ear and whispering for him to stop the cage. He does so, and Madison withdraws a ball and reads it.

HA! This is a good one. Tell us who is your favorite and least favorite minority! Jesus, it's like I WROTE this category. She winks. Naturally, I'll start, and it's not gonna be some pussy answers either so buckle in.

My FAVORITE minority isssss.....



CENSOR THAT YOU FUCKERS! But yeah, I actually LOVE homos! I mean I wouldn't have like half of my bangin' wardrobe if it wasn't for the gays. And frankly, they're just as racist as us non-homo's and cattier about it to boot! Seriously, have you ever seen Grindr?!

As for my LEAST favorite minority...drum roll please......



....ORIENTALS! Ha, surprised you didn't I? And don't even start with the "they're not a minority" crap you sperg lord pedants! We're talking America-only. IE. the only country that matters.

But it's true! I especially hate asian men! Tiny dicked beta cuck shitheads who are thankfully taking themselves right out of the gene pool because most of them would rather fuck a questionably aged girl on a pillow than a real chick. I mean, part of me doesn't blame them....oriental bitches be bony and awkward as fuck. And don't even get me started on anime and k-pop, two cultural cesspits of pederasty and safe, remote sexual expectations. As far as I'm concerned Japan's birthrate cannot get low enough.

So what are your stupid opinions assholes? Bonus points for the most clever way of getting around the filter!