Attention, XWF!

Once again it's up to yours truly to bring more questionable and deplorable actions into the light because people like Winnie The Lame won't take a stand and DO SOMETHING about all the travesties of justice happening on his broken watch that he acquired at some nasty ass flea market back in 1977 while all doped up on coke and Quaaludes!

It's funny how the problems around here keep involving children. If it's not a little under aged girl getting rigged wins over grown men, it's grown men ABUSING little under age boys!

I present to you, exhibit C... to the C... to the P... as in PUSSY!

(10-02-2019, 12:26 PM)CCP's recent promo Said: Off in the not too far distant we see a 10 year old kid running around his parents in a PETER GILMOUR t-shirt.

This little shit is running around crotch chopping anyone in site while screaming out “SUCK MY DICK!”.

CHRIS PAGE- “You can’t be fucking serious.”

And just like that CHRIS PAGE walks across the waiting area and as this little kid turns around he stops dead in his tracks looking up at the true legend that is CHRIS PAGE.

CHRIS PAGE- “So you’re a big GILMOUR fan, huh?”

”Is there a problem?”

CHRIS slowly turns around as a male’s voice is heard and it’s presumably the father of this 10 year old nerd. Upon completely turning around the kid’s father immediately knows who he is staring in the face.

DAD- “You’re CHRIS PAGE! Holy shit! Who would have thought we’d meet TWO legends in one day!!”

CHRIS PAGE- “Two legends? Who is the other one?”

DAD- “We literally just met PETER GILMOUR like twenty minutes ago!”

Immediately CHRIS PAGE bitch slaps the Dad across the face. The pop of palm meeting cheek is enough to draw attention of the entire terminal.

CHRIS PAGE- “How dare you call that cock smoker a legend!”

The kid screams at CHRIS PAGE.

KID- “SUCK MY DI…..”

CHRIS turns while the KID raises his voice and CHRIS kicks him straight in the face! The kick lands with such force the kid flips backwards before coming to rest on the floor where he is crying uncontrollably as his mouth fills with blood. CHRIS kneels down looking directly at this little shit demon.

CHRIS PAGE- “Watch your fucking mouth.”

Would you look at that? The man that was marching around, calling himself 9/10th of the Universal Champion has just revealed himself as having 1/10th of a goddamn SAC. Hell, I'm probably being generous by even giving him that much credit.

Do you know what's amazing to me, XWF? Do you know where I found this footage?

RIGHT ON THE XWF WEBSITE! It's there to replay on demand after it had been broadcast on XWF programming as a part of Chris Page's most recent promo!

How is this a promo? How is revealing your fear of Gilmour so you need to attack a helpless child to make yourself feel big, a promo?

Do you know what's worse, XWF? I bet nobody's going to do a damn thing about this. The XWF should be trying to clean up its act and air quality footage, both on its own shows AND within its superstars' promos but what do we get instead? A 10 year old boy getting beaten to a bloody pulp and almost murdered because CCP can't control his raging, psychotic, JEALOUSY of Peter Gilmour!

Shane starts looking extra angry and shakes his fists like he's Hulking up, but instead he starts to cry?!?!?

"Look at meee! I'm C-C-PEEEE! Oh no's! That little boy over there is too smarts! He likes the true legend, Peter F'n Gilmour! WAH! WAH! WAH! I better go beatums him ups real bad! TEE HEE HEE that'll teach that boy to stop using his brain and following GOD's like Peter! If I's beatums him up bad enough and murderlize all his brain cells maybe he will be duh-duh-duh-dumb enough to like MEEEEEEEE instead! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Shane takes a moment to compose himself. He's clearly taking the abuse of innocent children very seriously as he tries to calm down.

Vinnie Lane! You love sticking your nose in my business when I'm talking about your stupid under aged whores, but what about this situation? Now we have a psychopath running amok beating up and probably raping little boys!!! God only knows what he really does, considering he apparently walks around with HAND CUFFS in his pockets at all times of the day!!! The sick freak! This is by far the worst shit I've seen on XWF programming in the last 8 years!

Do the right thing, Vinnie! You march your ass to CCP's WGWF limo and you break in while he's asleep and you slap a pair of cuffs on him AND THROW HIM IN THE SLAMMER!

Shane's veins are popping out of his neck and forehead like never before as he throws shit all over the place. The man's having a full on conniption fit over here.

You get off your lazy ass and you arrest that worthless piece of trash! DO YOUR JOB!