Well, Well, Well. Look who knows how to use urban dictionary........... "Sydney slang" eh. Mate let me give you a regular conversation with an esshay, this will help you understand, just how close you are to becoming Full esshay

-A reenactment of a conversation with an esshay

"hello"

"Wat da fuk, u say to me cunt, I will fuk u up you fuking gay cunt, why u trying to fight me bruv, my gang will fuk u up cunt, meet me at maccas car park m8 i will fuk u up....................."

This will be you if you don't stop taking Pinga's Jackson. Come on, Jackson, don't be like you cousin, MJ, he kept on doing drugs like you do now, you will go into a downward spiral, into a rabbit hole of pain killers and pingas and one day, there will be a hulu documentary about how you are a pedo.

You are obviously on drugs. If a wallaby is a ref, what happens if shenanigans starts-up in a match? a DQ?
Now, what would happen if a kangaroo is that ref and a match gets out of hands? that kangaroo will take no shit and bring back the match to a fair and even match, no DQs with kangaroo refs.

You know I was a fan of you, but then you called me a Tasmanian, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU WALLABY MOLESTER!

Yeah, you did bully me in school, but let's be honest you only bullied me because I had my own cereal brand, Jim-Os

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P.S Madison is a Boomer and Noah still needs to eat a quokka

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1x Federweight champion

XWF record
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Universal record 13-24  

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they got rid of the Heavymetalweight championship because appartenly they hate fun at XWF headquaters smh shaking my head rn