Noah Jackson
Very Serious Wrestler
XWF FanBase:
Hardly anyone to be honest
(booed by most fans; hurts people even when not supposed to; often angry and shitty)
XWF Roster Page
Joined: Wed Mar 27 2019
Posts: 370
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Likes Given: 483
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Hates Given: 41
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Hates Given: 41
Hates Received: 7 in 7 posts
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X-Bux: ✘50,000
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12-02-2019, 05:12 PM
(12-02-2019, 04:34 PM)Scully Said: "Does daddy approve of this ass kissing? Better check with him, you don't want a smacked bottom!
By the way I have more than one member of my Flock of Tards... There's Tom, Lenny, Ruby, Charlotte and Sloth. That's five! Thought I'd better do the maths for you, seeing as your papa didn't teach you to count. You wont be able to count to five on your little hands when I snap your fingers off!
Now whose young, dumb and full of cum? NOAH JACKSON, that's who! Want to become a member of my Flock? You've already proved your an ass kisser, so why not be a window licker too?
We have crayons?!"
"Jesus fucking christ you are a special kind of cooked ain't you, cunt? When I said you're the second dumbest in your group, I meant there's at least ONE person dumber than you and THE REST are smarter. We clear? Shall I speak slower? Would a fucking PowerPoint presentation help you process what I just said? Also, still waiting on a solid comeback here Sloth. Fuck, I'd even take the date of the Savage you want to get embarrassed on like I asked. "
" Fucking go suck an exhaust tip you fucking pussy. "
Holder of the most wins in the XWF (Mostly house shows)
Holder of the most draws in XWF (All on Anarchy)
Winner of Sickest Cunt of the Year 2020
Winner of Greatest Wrestler who ever lived 2022
Holder of the world's rarest pog collection (Valued at $200)
Owner of Ned Kaye's cat that Ned named Deepthroat for some weird reason
Voted most feared man by Centurion (Twice!)
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