Chris Chaos
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06-03-2021, 03:20 PM
(06-02-2021, 02:28 PM)Money Oswald Said: (06-02-2021, 01:52 PM)Theo Pryce Said: Childish comebacks? This entire thread has been nothing but you using childish comebacks with a sprinkling of self pity and self abortion.
The truth is you are a sad pathetic person who both wants the world but refused to do anything to actually see that dream become a reality. Taking something isn't earning it? What's next money doesn't buy you happiness? Give me a break.
A person who actually knows the first think about being successful would need only be passed over once for a title shot they earned before they changed up tactics and went about things a different way. But no not you. Not Oswald. He'd rather just sit in the corner and bitch and moan about all the ways in which the world has mistreated him.
Here's a novel idea you stunted excuse for a human, the next time you tell the staff that you want to be booked on a show say "Hey GM, I earned a shot at this title on this date, I'm taking my title shot now." Instead of writing it down in your Diary of Tears hoping you can one day use it as an example of how management has failed you.
If I was the leader of BOB I'd be drinking myself stupid at how you just embarrassed that entire group over the course of a few hours. Nothing says Brotherhood of Baddies like Big Fat Boss Baby over here crying all over his thrift store three piece.
"This is getting nowhere, Theo. You want us to make all the moves, so you can sit in your chair and do next to nothing except make matches official. You don't want to take the blame, so you pass it on us. If we earn a shot, it's our fault if we don't take our shot. How absolutely stupid it sounds? We took our chance when we win our #1 contender spot. It's an automatic thing. All your job, is to make sure that the next match they're booked for, is for the title they won the #1 spot for. That's all you have to do. 'Well let's see who won the #1 contender spot for the Television title. Oh, they did. Next match is going to be them versus the champion.'
You know what you're like, to me? It's like how some schools want you to show you their ways of how they came to the answer of the equation in one way, but you decide 'No, I want you to show your work by doing it this way.' when the other way is just as fine. You have several jobs, sure, I don't envy that kind of pressure, but the one that's the most lax, the one that's so goddamn easy to perform, is booking.
So why the fuck are you so terrible at it?"
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"This is the most entertaining thing I have heard in quite a while. This was more raw entertainment than watching Jim Caedus implode within himself in nearly every promo. Oswald, that's what you are at this point, entertainment. You give us a good laugh. You want to be a whiny baby, you should go hang out with the other whiney babies. You want a hand out? I am willing to part ways with my Justin Bieber tickets. I won't have time to go anyway.
Just do us all a favor and be the XWF's version of a water boy and shut the fuck up. Hell, I think Theo will even be alright with upgrading your title to "Hydration Specialist". At least then you can sound important. Or how about "B.O.B's TEAM MANAGER". I bet they'd even print you a nice windbreaker with MANAGER on it. You're so desperate to sound important, I am giving you an opportunity! We are all about opportunities here in the XWF and I am, as you know, a generous man.
It sucks to suck, Oz, you just have a knack of sucking more than the rest of us."
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