(06-03-2021, 03:20 PM)Chris Chaos Said:

"This is the most entertaining thing I have heard in quite a while. This was more raw entertainment than watching Jim Caedus implode within himself in nearly every promo. Oswald, that's what you are at this point, entertainment. You give us a good laugh. You want to be a whiny baby, you should go hang out with the other whiney babies. You want a hand out? I am willing to part ways with my Justin Bieber tickets. I won't have time to go anyway.

Just do us all a favor and be the XWF's version of a water boy and shut the fuck up. Hell, I think Theo will even be alright with upgrading your title to "Hydration Specialist". At least then you can sound important. Or how about "B.O.B's TEAM MANAGER". I bet they'd even print you a nice windbreaker with MANAGER on it. You're so desperate to sound important, I am giving you an opportunity! We are all about opportunities here in the XWF and I am, as you know, a generous man.

It sucks to suck, Oz, you just have a knack of sucking more than the rest of us."

"I'd rather be entertaining, than being a bore like yourself, Christy. You want to call me but don't have the balls to actually call me it, so you think of a way to try and equate me to someone who is mentally deficient in order to try and prove a point.

You are not that good.

Plain and simple. You think you're hot shit. Instead you're more like a kitten, mewling at people as it thinks it's a tiger. Every time you speak, it's so annoying it makes me think of those cringey emo kids that used to say and type out to their friends 'rAwr xD' all the fucking time.

Go back under Theo's desk and polish his rod better. Maybe he'll actually help you win your matches, if you do your best to be the greatest cocksleeve he knows you can be."