Charlie asks the title of this thread sarcastically to himself in the bathroom mirror of his own home, a quaint domicile in Ohio. Charlie grabs the hammer on his bedside stand and pins it to his toolbelt. He goes back to.the mirror to admire his new construction worker outfit. 

I look pretty cute with a vest and a hardhat. Maybe it is hot girl summer after all? Hmm....I wonder how many times the Xtreme title is going to even be defended this summer....


Charlie looks up into the clouds as he ponders the question. A godly figure looks back down upon him, answering all questions with immaculate clarity.