(09-24-2023, 12:47 AM)A Literal Gorilla Said: "OOK OOK!"

The gorilla points and grunts angrily.

"Ook ook ook! Ook ook, ook, ook ook ook-ook-ook, ook ook. Ook ook ook. Ook ook. Ook ook ook! OOK OOK!"

The gorilla beats his ches.

"Ook ook ook ook. Ook ook? Ook ook."

"OOK."

"OOK."

Hello noble gorilla my name is Roger and whenever i was feeling a wee bit under the weather my sweet mother used to always tell me about how we're not that different from apes and that would cheer me up instantly so i would like to tell you that you and i are not that different and thank you for giving me the confidence that i need to destroy that bitch Joseph Gordon-Levitt and his evil child torturing animal army and so i would like to say thank you for the mighty combat and i am sorry for jabbing you in the eye with a carrot as with all orange things they are quite delicious when you put them in your mouth so i have a small bundle of them to give to you as a peace offering and if you have an eat of them maybe roasted with some olive oil and salt or even raw dipped in your favourite hummus you will surely agree that they are tasty.

Thank you for listening to my victory speech.