Denial is the first stage of mourning, mate. It's alright. I already see you moving into stage two: anger. Well, actually, you've been there for...a long, long time. Easy, now. Might aggravate your poor heart. Can't have you lumping over in cardiac arrest, now can we? We need to see you have your bollocks tazed again one more time before you keel over. Then you have our permission to head off to that big, beautiful chicken parm sandwich in the sky.

And then Duke will necromance you back to life or some shite.

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