*outside the park gates*

I sighed and looked back at the child.

"I am not Tarzan, you inbred idiot. You came out here, to the middle of an abandoned neighborhood to look for an abandoned amusement park that is rumored to be infested with ghosts, demons and where bodies have been found without hearts to look for me? The only way you could possibly make my life any worse than it is now is if you were Zeus."

The kid just stared at me, confused. I worried about the education system here sometimes.

"Run along and smoke that blunt. I have more important things to worry about."

Jumping over the boy and the gate, I walked back into the park to watch my sister and Radio.