Well, It looks like its time to start my investigation on who attacked me a few weeks ago at Madness! I haven't been in action since then because I got a big booboo and needed my best girlfriends to help heal my cut perfectly so it wouldn't be there forever! Anyways, Lets begin!

I stepped into the woman's locker room in a fabulous black trench coat with Silver bedazzled on the back in silver! Then I had a matching hat with the same thing except it said Jenna, how fabulous! Besides my super mega awesome fashion sense I was on a mission! There were quite a few girls to approach but which one first?

Hmmm, Who?

I'm just going to make this easy on myself and go by who has the biggest butt to who has the smallest and most JEALOUS butt!

Maybe i should just make my self look obvious and whoever answers to my awesomeness could be the culprit!!!

I LIKE BIG BUTTS. I CANNOT LIE!