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Smoke · (02-21-2014)

I doubt it's much of a secret anymore anyway, but it's safe to say that I have officially returned to the XWF. How long for? Who's to say. Last time I ran on for just over four months, and after two months away, I already feel like I'm ready to face some challenges.

However, what I feel I should do is already get something off my chest. Now, if I remember anything after my short hiatus, you've probably already started ignoring me at this point, and probably don't give two shits of what I have to say. So in light of the short attention spans that some of you garner, I'm going to keep this short and sweet:

I am no longer piping around shouting 'Rebellion!' from the rooftops. That stupid way of trying to thrust myself into the limelight is over. I mean, who am I; Cam Lang!? Either way, Big Chief

is gone, and I'm not fussed about Eli either way... but I think that's how I thought of Shane when I first came here.

Ah, whatever. How about we actually look at what I will be doing this time around, instead of bragging of what I won't be doing? Well, shortly after I had first appeared in the XWF in late August, there was someone else who was quick to make a name for themselves. Someone who was able to create so much success that he joined the Black Circle quicker than I thought possible. That success had eventually lead him... to the Crown of the XWF. Or if I want to be more technically correct - the Chain of the XWF.

If your attention span hasn't meant you've been able to guess who I'm referring to right now, I'll just go ahead and tell you that from today; February 21st 2014, I am officially letting everyone know that my one goal in the XWF is to become the King of the XWF, making my target none other than Theo Pryce himself.

Now Theo, I'm sure you'll be the first to tell me in your well established self-satisfaction that I am not ready to challenge you for the crown. Maybe because I haven't proven I'm worthy for it, maybe because I've returned, or maybe some other reason you'll conjure up at a moment's notice, so that instead you can give the shot to Peter Gilmour again for the six-billionth time, just to prove that you're better than the slab of fat whose best accomplishment in recent weeks is beheading another slab of fat with a sword.

Theo Pryce. I respect the hell out of you, I really do. You've earned everything you've ever had the gall to put your name to, you've accomplished much more than I could have even hoped for in the amount of time you've been here, compared to the amount of time I've been here. But you're not the best. Hence why you feel the need to assemble a group to take down Eli. Hence why you only opposed

and the Black Circle once it all became irrelevant. Just like how you'll become irrelevant like the former King before you.

Whether I win the Nuclear Winter Series this Saturday or not, just know that at some point, I am coming for you and that... chain. Right now this isn't a challenge, but when you're done giving shots to newcomers and members of the Gilmour family, you can move up a step and take on somebody that could even remotely be a threat - even if it's only a little bit.

And I suppose now would be as good a time as any to say which side I'm on in the upcoming World War X-Treme Pay-Per-View. Well, I may as well buddy-buddy up with you, Theo. For no reason other than... getting to know you.

I look forward to our future encounters, Theo. ...If you feel like even taking up my offer, that is.

Go on, have a bit of fun for a change... Doesn't poor Peter get enough lashings from his er-hem 'wife'? If not for me, Theo, do it for Peter. You seem to be getting enough kicks from him already anyway. I mean, Bra and Panties? If you've got you're most common 'threat' currently in a position of filling in your every sexual fantasy, then I think it's time to step up the plate a little, don't you think?

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