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~~Weapon:Ashen~~ · (03-08-2014)

Shut your scabbed DICKOTOMY, Tigris... Who the FFFFFFFFFF(spit flying everywhere from his lips)FFFFFFFFFUCK uses that word in a wrestling company? Oh, that's right! The same underling who thinks my goal here is to win matches in that same wrestling company?

Go easy on Miranda... she is, after all, one of the ones who took orders from "The Administrator" not too long ago. Of course she would think that I, Shane , has gone through the trouble of having my brain revived within the body of another for the sole purpose of ... heh... winning matches.

But, didn't Delicious:Tigris already just refer to the one who defeated us as a cheat? While also using that same example to somehow shoot down that lowly imp she can't stop arguing with as if his comparison to us was self deprecating? Why yes, Ashen! You're right! I guess I'm so accustom to LIES and raw forging of truth beyond truth beyond truth beyond truth SHUT UP! that I didn't see her mountainous pile of freshly shaven pubic hairs exposing her bare ass.

I do not believe a human sheds pubic hairs from their buttocks, Judas... that makes no sense just as much sense as the elephant shit she just blasted at that dead, former mouth breather she's trying to look smarter than for all of the ghosts!

Hey, bag of cunts! Over here! Snap Snap! Pay attention, hound! Do you want this piece of your HEAD back???

[Ashen pulls something into view that looks like... oh holy shitballs... it's a rotting CHUNK of Miranda's flesh that he bit off last Warfare!]

That's disgusting... What!? WHY DO YOU SAY THAT, SHANE??? You seemed to enjoy the taste when this was fresh! Apologize to our meal, Shane! Before she calls us a shitty DICKotomy! WE CAN'T HAVE THAT! NO! AAAH! SHE'LL SOUND TOO WHITE! Calm down, Judas... she's far from white meat - it actually tastes GOOD. We need to be on our way anyway. Let the poor girl have her moment in the sun. She looks good talking down to people as long as you close your ears, and that's all that matters; it's why Admin kept her around. Plus, she has really nice hair, or at least she did before it were filled with her own dried up blood and bits of flesh that she still hasn't washed out.

What if she puts us in another match against a cheater and then tries using it as another example to shoot down another incompetency riddled tree monkey who flings warm defecate at her unclosable mouth? Then we abduct her and rape the fucking shit out of her!

Guys, guys... you can't rape someone that never tries to close their holes. That would be like saying you're going to rob the bank that has no doors, no security, and a broken vault. Her mouth and vagina share that trait; they WANT more than they can handle. It's why even with all of her muscles being used, and all her concentration harnessed, she still cannot squeeze either set of lips tight. Oooooh, alright. Makes sense then. What a fucking whore.

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[shifty eyes, a quick nibble of that chunk, and a dry heave]

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