I put my hand over Sid's face and push him off the bed for a kick out. After a loud thud is heard, I roll over on my side and watch as Sid's head slowly raises over to the top of the bed.

You weigh to fucking much to lay on me and shhh way to fucking loud for me to stay asleep. Nice try Sid but it's time for lights out.

I sarcastically smile and punch Sid in the jaw before rolling over and going back to sleep.