Socrates
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XWF FanBase: Some of everyone (cheered; very rarely plays dirty but isn't lame either; many likable qualities)
(Where is my roster page?)
Joined: Mon Jul 21 2014
Posts: 62
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07-26-2014, 03:55 PM
Hey, with half the poncey characters around here who just seem to piss around 24/7, trash-talking will soon end up bigger than the actual fighting, and with these five tips, you can guarantee at least 14 days of satisfaction, from your favourite XWF Superstar, Socrates!
1. Do not mock Socrates, he is your multiple-use get out of rape free card.
2. Do not insult Socrates, he has a large penis and it may not go down (your mouth) very well.
3. Use the term 'fuck you' to ease any tension you are feeling in your body.
Tips 4 & 5 cost $9.99 each, and are available for purchase at the XWF website.
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